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ballot no 132418

crime : culture : SO I'M WALKING DOWN A ROAD AND I SEE A DONKEY AT A FARM...

[+] joke ballot by fivenotes

So I start running and as I get close to the donkey I yell DONKEY PUNCH! and the donkey looks back and I punch it in the face.
Now the cops are here and wanna take me in for being a speciest. WTF should I do now?

Really officer we were just talking. I swear.
Tell them you was screwing it. That should get you off that charge.
Ask them for a buttplug while you are in jail.
Yell pig and punch them in the faces.
Ask them how they knew. Where they waiting in the bushes to punch the donkey?
SORRY, THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED.

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Submitted on : Jan 29,2009 3:16:21 pm