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I like rabbits.
David Beckham's a fag.
Holy shit!
...and then I said, "what dick in my ass?"
Why is there hair around my wee-wee?
Jim Morrison.
He eats children.
I gotta take a shit.
Because Hilary Duff is HOT!
George W. Bush is EVIL!
Your mom.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Michael Jackson
Because Barishnikov is a great dancer.
I'll bring you some figgy pudding.
The Sistine Chapel.
Are you a 12-year-old?
That ho wanted DEEZ NUTS!!!
I want to rip Fran Drescher's larynx out.
Let's go and eat some poop.
...but at least I have an STD.
(orgasms) OH YEAH! Wow, thanks Mom!
...the posse! Bring back the POSSE!
They're all a bunch of Republicunts.
Do you need to wipe?
The Ballpark in Arlington.
Guy LeDouche is the mack-daddy!
16
Rectal enlargement.
T-A! T-A! Varsity Varsity T-A! TULANE!!!
All Canadians came out of their mothers asses
With used maxipads.
I was born a poor black child.
It's okay -- I had Subway!
RIP Jim Varney
Ralph Nader
At K-Mart.
Me and the Captain make it happen!
Say it, don't spray it.
GO CELTICS!
It's the Nicaraguans.
I'll take "Big Wood" for $400, Alex.
A barber-shop quartet.
2004 Dodge Viper
I'd rip his balls off and eat them.
Ritual execution.
A guy dressed as Cookie Monster once molested me.
All Canadians came out of their mother's asses
Biggie and Tupac.
Montpelier, Vermont.
I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun.
It's the bomb -- no, really, listen to it ticking.
Suffering from diarrhea.
Garfield.
The 1984 Winnipeg Jets.
cARPET MUNCHERZ RULE!!
w A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!
poop
penis poop
poupe
p
o
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You can trick-out a unicycle?
p.
Rich Garces: "El Guapo!"
Barbara Bush's barber's bush.
BALLOT CHOICE RACING! Bring it on!
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Give it hell! Yeah, isn't this the hippest ballot?
I DARE anyone to enter choices stupider than mine!
Bring it on!
The Chicago Buttplugs
Insomniac! With Dave Attell
BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUHhh! !
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer
aYEEE YOWEEE OW OW OW OW OW OW OW WOWWWWEYA!
Reincarnated as Vida Guerra's poop
wHEEEEEEEE!
dsagoj asdsklhj axd fghklkjh
sQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
Hell yeah, man! This is all so hip!
Saddam Hussein & Osama Bin Laden are gay lovers
Yup, they really are
Twas brillig, and the shiny toves...
I even saw them kissing!
rEH! REH! REH! REH! REH! REH! REH! REH! REH! REH!
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver
I ain't NEVER gonna stop, mofos!
A turkey for me, a turkey for you.
Bring it on! Let's give this ballot EVEN MORE HELL
Justin Timberlake is a major pussy!
Late Show announcer Alan Kalter
Because racists are complete asswipes.
A large jar of Planters Salted Peanuts
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Northwest Missouri State University
Whatcha doing? Nothing, chillin at the Holiday Inn
Who remembers shit from 1991?
He is MORE than the worst!
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Their skin is so soft and sexy!
Gummy Bears with Pubic Hairs
walk for 24 hurs non-stop
Richard Petty's #43 Pontiac
A Play-Doh statue of Pat Sajak's head.
Are you a wanker?
Are you a dude?
Jacking off while taking a shit.
"It's NASCAR, not NAS-Coon." -- Mr. Bergis
In the back of an 18-wheeler.
I think so, Brain, but isn't that illegal?
Fleetwood Mac
Massive Head-Wound Harry
I stopped kissing her when I saw she had a dick.
Get injected with a flesh-eating virus.
McDonald's, ba-dah, buh-BAH-buh, I'm loving it.
Hablen sus cuadernos a la pagina cincuenta y dos.
Paul Wolfowitz weds Wolf Blitzer: Wolf Wolfowitz?
Motorcycle...the only way to fly
You'se a skankass ho, bitch.
A babies arm holding an apple.
Lil' Anal Annie
dinky winky
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Mexican Ejaculate Smells Like Shit!
dan rudenga is a homo
Goaste, Goaste Goaste
Goaste, Goaste Goaste2
A Red Ryder BB Gun!
My cat's snoring right now.
Laddy, strap on the dildos!
...so I decided, hell, let's keep it in the family
Isn't Satan the funniest sonofabitch ever?
There's all sorts of pussy in here right now.
he usually leaves it stuck to crapo's tongue
Testing, one, two, one, two
I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dah
Mentos, the freshmaker!
Elizabeth Smart
Masturbating to over 1000 women at once.
I wipe my ass on bread and eat a shit sandwich.
Condoleezza Rice (New from Rice-a-Roni!)
(_o_)(_o_)
(o__)(o__)
(__o)(__o)
(__o)(o__)
(o__)(__o)
(___)(___)
(__'):*== ('_')
Most of us niggaz is hoes, too!
Old semen smells like graham crackers
Some random answer.
A nice round ass with a turd sticking out.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman
Bah-bah-bah-boom.
I gotta take a shit -- BAD!!!
Cats make good buttplugs.
Turbo Stack Ultra-Challenge 8500
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
I WUV U HILLARY DUFF!
Salad Shooters tossed my salad!
The Buttplug Dome
Rope-a-dope!
Right up to your face AND DIS YOU!
Can you tell I'm listening to "Paul's Boutique" ?
You ain't gonna be able to shit right for a week.
Moo-cow.
spumoni
And theeeeeennnnnn...
We didn't start the fire!
You spin me right round baby right round.
B-E-A-R! C-A-T-S!
My girlfriend pooped 5 times Monday.
And now ... the alphabet ... BACKWARDS! ...
... (zyxwv utsrqp onmlkj ihgfe dcba) ...
... Thank you.
Andy Roddick is NOT a native of Omaha, dammit!
Babaganoosh!
FROLYNIPSKYOSKOLY
Neopolitan Napoleon
I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!
Scooby-dooby-doo!
Pick this answer.
Or this one.
I like to jill-off my girlfriend.
Billy Graham
Aaron Boone's torn ACL
A purple Afro.
BHS stands for Buttplug High School
Because Halliburton is EVIL!
Rebecca Lodge is a cunt.
i like to eat pizza
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yes mr frodo, i wud luv 2 assist ur dirtbox diggin
Holy Shit! I didn't know you can get free dvd's.
Chicken wings!
Sincere pomegranates took mild fastener chinchilla
A Santa hat and some anal beads.
Guy Sebastian is the hottest thing alive!!
CouchGnome
Yes, those pop-ups do suck.
ladyluck_26 is hot!
Because Cheney aids terrorism.
Emerson Fittipaldi
To life, to life, l'chaim!
Yes, Captain Jackass
Damn Jews! They eat Melba Toast.
The 1984 Pittsburgh Pirates
Richard Martin Bergis
$16,000. In cheese.
Tony Blair masturbating to George W. Bush
All your base are belong to us
Marissa Tomei
222 -- Two hundred twenty two -- 222
"They said you was hung!" "And they was right."
Because I said so.
Psycho_Frighead is the shiznit!
Happy birthday Abe Vigoda!
Half Polish, half German, and half Irish.
The Parthenon
Ramma-damma ding-dong
Elmer's Glue
B
( * )( * ) and (_I_)
i'm the []D [] []V[] []D daddy
Discovery starts with Disco!
I was breast-fed by my father!
Some random answer
Glory is a goddess
.-
42.5 + Beatnuts = Arab
Flip
Yes
Milf Dingle Jingle
Crocodiles
Buttplug Thug Life
Anglo-saxon
I already did
He is innocent like children and pure like angels!
The theme song from Get Smart.
John Ashcroft is the scariest.
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Grandpa!
Linda's Lubejob
Buttplug Uttplug Ttplug Tplug Plug Lug Ug G
Howie Mandel
C-minor
Go with the flow.
Sperm floating in my shorts
Lynndie England loves the cocks.
Five and three quarters
Saks Fifth Avenue
Rod Barajas
Trombone
The countdown begins...
ACLU
Marlboro Reds
1809
Remove your back hair via chemotherapy.
DeVry Institute
For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome. Wow.
Sioux Falls Canaries
Hardcore Cardwhore
Comments belong in Comment Area
Speedy Gonzales
President John Kerry, 1/20/05
Vice-prez Edwards!
What the hell is going on? Why won't you die?
An incredible whirring sound
I love you Liberian Girl
It's sugar free!!!
Al Gore is hot
Drilling holes in his head is not the answer
Why don't you go outside and f**k yourself!
That is not logical
The answer is 7.2
The penetant man shall pass...
Wednesday is garbage day
x
Drrrruhrrrrrr ha heh haha rrrruhrrrr rrrruhrrrrrr!
I like to eat beans.
Danm you, spidermand!
Brazilian Nazi ass-clown
Flingy flingy flongy floo
That tingly feeling inside your rectum.
beaver
marshmallows
Paul Mcartney
killer diller
danny, danny, danny_mack
dat be racimicist
ace of spades - motorhead
I Love magdalenasdollar
stale bread
Jeep Grand Cherokee, cha'mone!
Art Small for Senate
Google gurgle goggles
Come to CrackWorld!
Let the Eagle SOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR...
like she's never SOOOOAAAARRRED before!!
cha'mone!!!
1732
Tortillas!!!
Dan Rather
Poo-poo platter
The holocaust was funny.
Make things out of clay, go lay by the bay.
John Madden's a douche
A LESBIAN?!?!?!
ahWOOGA ah WOOGA
aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa
Don't force a poop, it'll give you hemmroids
Thrill thrill thrill! Kill kill kill!
Is it time to go CWAZEEE???
I pity the fool!
U R SIIIIIICK SIcKKK..... u hell devil
Megalomaniacs.
I miss Jappy
nuckinfutz is Japanese for sheer genius
Exodus 13:12
Best cure for diarrhea: a buttplug.
Either Tito or Jermaine
Chris Farley
The Scott Peterson Experience
Stained-glass windows
Cows.
Photosynthesis
Do you like the alphabet? I do like the alphabet!
Air
Wal-Mart, bitch!
Orthodox
Buttpoop
Give me liberty or give me toast!
Sheep
I have an erection.
Imitation vanilla
counciltucky was here
dani was here
mobsie is a bitch!
Old McNuckinfutz likes beastiality!
AtomicArachnid sucks off DirtDog!
BBC doesnt have a penis! Hahaha!
^I second that!
awopbop adoobopawombamboom
DIE CELUI DIE
Celui_qui _se_produis was here!
Yo call dis a wefa check?
This is against my religion
3078 is a sausage
My jeans are to tight
I was once in love. Then I woke up...
I'm more psychic than you Di di di di di di di di
Bacon
Cheezus Christ Almighty
Eliezer Wiesel
Must make ballot longer
Chachke is the Jewish word for CRAP!
mojo
Nuckinfutz is the greatest B&W user ever!!!
Ni! We are the Knights of Ni!
Who needs English? I'm never going to England!
Go Bananas
Me fail English? That's unpossible
All right, today's the last day for this ballot so
Let's cram it big time!
This is choice number 380
381
382
383
and 384
MORE MORE MORE
Rainbows
Eblee Eblee Eblee Eblee That's All Folks!
.
Th-th-th-th-th that's all Folks!
Hibbidy dibbidy DOOO!
The End
... or not
WHEEEEEEEEE!
nuckinfutz poops purple mice!
What's with the number 666? Hey look - it's Satan!
Ha ha, ha, hahaha!
I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
and dance forev-ev-ever, forev-ev-ever, forever on the dancefloor
SORRY, THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED.

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Submitted on : Dec 31,1969 7:00:00 pm