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Hey, get off that Harley, fatass!
Geronimooooooooooo!
Mister, this candy tastes funny.
I wonder where the mother bear is?
Do you smell gas?
I'm the manager of this post office and when I say you're fired, you're fired!
I'll just step back so you can get more of the canyon in the picture.
Okay, OJ, I'll come outside, but just for a minute.
That black trenchcoat is like totally dorky, dude.
Honestly, honey? Yes, those pants do make you look fat.
So, you're a cannibal?
I'm making a citizen's arrest
Nice doggie
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
What duck?
Watch this
Who farted?
What does this button do?
We don't have any WMDs
You talk like a sissy, Mike Tyson!
Hulk, your wife really rings my chimes!!!
I don't see any 600 pound gorilla!
But your friends told me to call you Betty, Bubba!
Keiko: Hey a boat! it says there "Sashimi boat"
The Ravens linebackers are all sissies, Ray!
Here's a Hawaiian Punch for you, Jackie Chan!
She never said it's a wedding ring, sir!
Watch Bush's eyes when I point this toy gun at him
I can lick any lady in the house, Rosie O'Donnell!
If you ruin my brakes again, I'll get you fired!
I can see the snake, but where is the baby rattle?
Crips! I ain't scared of a gang of invalids!
Yo Mama!
Thanks for the ride. My turn-off was back there.
These mushrooms are delicious, aren't they?
Hey, hey, hey, leave her alone. Is that you, OJ?
sure, i'll have some koolaid mr jones
"I respectfully disagree, Mr. Hussein."
Parachutes are for pussies
"Crikey...wot a beautiful specimen..."
Who says you can't piss on the middle rail?
Is that a real bomb, Abdul?
Can't work OT Mr. Hitler, got my kid's bar mitzvah
You're damn wrong, Sadam Husyanalalala Tikrit
Sharks are actually gentle, affectionate creatures
You're a faggot, Mr. Capone
I'm here in Iraq working as a contractor
That's a big knife you have there, Ahmed
Here, hold my beer. Check this out.
I believe I can fly.
Can I keep the shoes, Mr. Applewhite?
I sure am glad that plane struck the other tower
Would I do this if the gun was loaded?
What the f***...
I'll give you double
We don't need to use a condom, Magic.
Will you help me work on the new album, Courtney?
What's the prognosis Dr. Dre?
ahhh arrkk urrrggk coff cofff urhhkk
"Of COURSE I can fix it..."
oops
I always take this bend at 60
"Look ma, no hands!"
Thanks, it's been fun motherf**kers! - Stewie
I wonder what will happen if i push this button!
"Im in a hospital, what could possible go wrong"
"Just do it" - Gary Gilmore, before being exicuted
Nice to meet you, Mr Dahmer
Of course, Mr. Dillinger
I'm a pro-choice, lesbian, Eric Rudolph
OMG I can't believe this one is not here yet...
Oh sh*t!
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