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what if : philosophy :
WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST CREATIVE SUICIDE METHOD?
[+] ballot by Felix
Yes, O.K., life's hard, and you've decided to end it all. So, after reading up on Socrates and Hemingway and the like for inspiration, you conclude that simple poison or a gun just lacks a certain...flair. So, how could you do it creatively, so that even Charles Addams would have been proud?
Self guillotining
Rolling in honey and jumping in with the bears at the zoo
Drawing & quartering by golf carts
Drinking a liter of liquid oxygen
Hosting a talk show on Air America (career suicide)
Smoking a cigarette soaked in nitroglycerin
Brandish a fake sabrer at the RNC
cocaine & prostitutes till dead
Take a hot air balloon ride into the paths of jets
Dive deeply into the Dead Sea
Vote Bush
persuade chickens to peck me to death
Inject yourself with Ebola virus
Eat pretty-coloured oil paint (like Van Gogh)
Trip to Congo; no malaria meds; lots of mozzies
Crucifixion
Listening to Barbara Striesand
Yell ni**er in an all black neighborhood
Electrocution by hamster powered generators
Masturbate w/sandpaper till you bleed to death
Dressing up as a giant hotdog & visiting Oprah
Poison own plate Chinese food: Chop Sueycide!
Riding in a vehicle operated by a Kennedy
stuff your face in x-lax and crap till you die
Walk around NYC dressed as Osama Bin Laden
to be dropped in a black hole
Listening to John Mayer and John Ashcroft sing
walk around the desert till you die by snakes and scorpions
Moon the President of Iran while wrapped in an American Flag
Vote straight ticket for the Green Party in 2012 in the USA
Jump into a Hawiian Volcano and say "Pele, are you there?"
by too many taxes so that you go totally broke.
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