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ballot no 55734

advice : MY PARROT IS OUT OF CONTROL. HE KEEPS YELLING "LEMME HIT DAT BLUNT, LEMME HIT DAT BLUNT." MY NEIGHBOR IS A POLICE OFFICER AND IS BECOMING SUSPICIOUS..

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
ACTIVE Tue Oct 19, 04 - Tue Apr 13, 10

because this damn parrot can't keep his mouth shut. He must have picked it up while me and my buddies were smoking pot one time, which we usually do at my house at least 5 times per day. Anyways, I think my police officer neighboer is investigating me now because I never remembered a flower-dleivery van being parked across the street for 8 straigh days with a satelite dish on top. Do you suggest that I stop getting high so much or, if not, how do I shut this parrot the F**K up!?

stop getting high so much, snoop

let him know snitches get stitches

put a ball gag in its mouth

make him sleep with the fish

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This BALLOT CHOICE created by : CletuSlackedJawYokel
Submitted on : Dec 31,1969 4:00:00 pm