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HOW TO ACT CANADIAN
[+] joke ballot by ABC
created Thu Dec 09, 04
For those Americans who want to travel internationally and do not want to be harrased by idiots who think you have control over your forein policy. What advice can be offered to make them appear Canadian?
Say Eh alot
sit around looking stupid & insult the U.S. alot
Rubber strap on moose antlers
learn a little french?
Wear galoshes and plaid flannel shorts
Learn more about the history and culture of the US
than most americans willever learn
be polite, tolerant, have samples of maple syrup
Eat lots of beaver
Wear a t-shirt when it snows
wear a Canadian flag as your cape or bandana
Wear moccasins, carry show shoes on your shoulder
drink lotsa molson & settle 4 shit health coverage
there's nothin' you can dooo aboot it I spoooose
pay 90% of my income to Canadian government
Speak French
do drugs constantly and hold a hockey stick
Have gay sex
freeze your semen and build an igloo with it
wait 6 to 9 months for medical care
don't even try, its obvious you are american
start each sentence with 'In Canada....'
Just Don't Act American
HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN AMERICANS
Have healthy, open society...unlike some..
don't murder people
Have an inferiority complex
refer to everyone as a Hoser
Get drunk, go to Buffalo and start trouble
Take off the Toby Kieth t-shirt and the N.R.A. cap
... and wipe that un-educated look off your face.
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Submitted on : Dec 31,1969 4:00:00 pm




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