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ballot no 76121
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(J) LET FREEDOM FRIES RING!
[+] joke ballot by Cathexis
Italy has been calling for the arrest of 13 of our CIA agents, over a little snafu. Damned ingrates! It is obvious that the time has come to punish them in the most severe way we have: by extending our formerly popular and successful "Freedom Fries" campaign!

Henceforth, Italian Dressing shall be known as "Democracy Dressing."

Put that on your romaine lettuce, Friends of Terrorists!

In fact, in view of the continuing disintegration of the former Coalition of the Willing, and the growing lack of cooperation or outright hostility (e.g., questioning us), perhaps it would be prudent to start coming up with alternate names for the foodstauffs associated with additional ingrate countries!

Please add your favorites, below, and we shall forward the completed ballot to Donald Rumsfeld, upon completion.

{Remember: If you don't contribute ... we'll know who you are (Patriot Act IV).}
Russian dressing = Reagan dressing
Turkish Taffy = Triumph Taffy
German Potato Salad = Jihad-Busting Salad
Swiss hot cocoa = Mission Accomplished cocoa
Canadian bacon = Conservative bacon
Columbian coffee = Coalition coffee
Brazil nut - Bravery nuts
French kissing - Freedom kissing
Jamaican Jerk - Republican Jerk
Polish Sausage - Baghdad Banger
Sauerkraut = SauerClout
Frog's Legs = Blogger's Legs
Yorkshire Pudding = Inspire Pudding
Swedish Meatballs - Senatorial Meatballs
Danish Pastry - Defense Department Pastry
Chili - Chilabi
Turkey - Triumph Bird
Bordeaux - Baltimore wine
Swiss Cheese - Supreme Court Cheese
Chinese Food - Capitalist Food
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