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I NEED A GOOD SCAM...
[+] joke ballot by magdalenasdollar
created Sun Jul 03, 05
I've had some $h*t luck the past few weeks...

It all started when I returned home from vacation, a finan¢e $ucker in itself, to a $350 ticket for running a light that was soooo yellllow... wink. Now somebody's stolen my cell phone (would be $200 to replace the same one, although I bought it for much cheaper with the plan) and racked up an extra $125 in calls. Also my favorite jeans ripped and my favorite pair of tennies separated from their soles while hiking on vacation. I was just about to start sending out my résumé to a handful of companies I would like to work for but now have no cell phone to take the calls! So, now I really feel the need to get back what has been taken from me... grrr...

What kind of scams could I pull?
Sell karma points
Steal somebody else's cell phone
Sell my body on e-bay, ship InternalColonel's ;)
Photoshop the ticket & mail to someone else, hoping they'll pay for my ticket
Steal clothes from a laundrymat & sell to thrift store, Fight Club style
Sell sage to ABC
Sell aspirin to dayumyumxanax
Have hot sex with Cletus on film
Blackmail Gorre with those pics you showed me-
Sell ur body on e-bay, and really ship it.
Collect Cred.Cards @ Retire.Home for a raffle
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Submitted on : Jul 03,2005 2:10:44 pm




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