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WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT PICKLES?
[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Thu Oct 05, 06 - Wed Mar 03, 10
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Which blonde joke is best?
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? One
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever
What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say? Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
What do you give the blonde who has everything? Penicillin
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? Her IQ goes up
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? You shine a flashlight in her ear
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Thanks for the refill
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone has been in a 747
Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out
Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? It only affects the brain
What do blondes & turtles have in common? They're both fucked when they're on their backs.
Postcard from a blonde on holiday -'Having a great time! Where am I?'
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Submitted on : Oct 05,2006 7:43:41 pm




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