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culture : YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT LOVER WHEN...

[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors

If you're a cat lover then you can probably relate to some of these choices.
You know you're a cat lover when ...

You don't admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have
Your friends know which chair not to sit in
You have deep tissue scars from the giving your cat a bath
Your cat decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree
You sit on the floor if the cat got in the chair first
You give your cat your last name
You let your cat sleep on your hair
You have little songs that you sing to your cat
You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on
you have more than 1 cat condos in your house.
You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every cat in the neighborhood
Your cat runs away, and you start putting up reward posters with $1000 reward on them
You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
you brush your cat's hair more times than you brush your own
You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the cats are all medically up
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your cat(s)
Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair
you throw birthday parties for your cats, neighborhood dogs are not invited!
You decorate your christmas tree with dangly cat toys
You have 32 different names for your cat. Most make no sense, but the cat understands them all
buy yourself generic foods, but buy premium cat food because that's all they would eat
Your cats eat only the most nutritionally sound food, while your favorite meal is mac'n cheese
Your trunk has an emergency food kit for any strays you might come across
You believe there is no such thing as a naughty cat
You haven't got dead cats in your dustbin .. shh
You have scratch marks on your arms because the cat latched on & wouldn't let go
We got rid of the kids ... The cat was allergic
You have an empty stand in front of a window just for the cat to sit on
You make a "cat" ballot on B&W
Your cats get Christmas presents. And they're wrapped up too.
The cat gets better fed than wife/husband does
Every other cat in the street comes to visit
You sit in the floor and let the cat have the chair
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This BALLOT CHOICE created by : SmoothDiamond
Submitted on : Oct 27,2006 11:49:29 am