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GIRLS, LEARN THE RULES!
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Rules That Girls Should Know
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = 3D Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. Don't ever ask, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done but not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.


Do you agree with most of these rules?
I am a man, and I agree
I am a man, and I disagree
I am a woman, and therefore I dont have the right to an opinion
I'm a woman and I can see mens' sides on some of those
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LOL@ Fucktard.. hahahaha oh man...good stuff...

entered by : Tadema
Submitted on : Apr 26,2006 8:54:38 pm

COMMENTS
aww, did you get dumped?

HAHA! I am soo glad I have such a awesome bf that would agree with non of this bullshit. I have no pity whatsoever for a guy who actually believes in this shit...fuckin jock.
"I have such a awesome bf that would agree with non of this bullshit."

He wouldnt agree to it in front of you, no.
^fucktard
well said. every thing on that list is why i'm gay and makes me happy to be so.
this sounds like it was lifted verbatum from some back of the magazine funnies...or bits gleaned from this and that online jokes.

this stuff is sooo old.
LOL@ Fucktard.. hahahaha oh man...good stuff...
^Women should be seen and NOT HEARD!
Grapost? Is that you?
^lmao @ all of this
Western countries aren't for you then. There are plenty of hyper-patriarchy nations elsewhere.
^Lol, the results of this ballot seem to suggest otherwise Socrates!
What Socrates said.
My other half remembers EVERYTHING, so the only one I agree with is 29. :-)
Voted : I am a woman, and therefore I dont have the right to an opinion
Hahaha...




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