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crime : crime : DICK CHENEY IS A DUCK FROM THE PLANET DUCKWORLD

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created Fri Aug 18, 06

This just in from the news source you never heard of because the media wont give us air time. Dick Cheney is a .... Duck or some form of aquatic bird we cannot be entirely sure from the grainy pictures. Fact 1. Dick Cheney never went to school and nobody has ever recalled meeting him before 1980. Fact 2. A former school friend has stated that Dick was called "Duck" at school because of his webbed feet. Fact 3. Dick Cheney can fly. Only Ducks (or other aquatic birds) can fly therefore it is not obvious to anyone apart from the deluded fools plugged into the world wide media that the US Vice President is not of earth origin. Why? Why indeed? It might be because he is a Duck! Now I am offering a reward of 10,000 alien hybrid Dollars to anyone who can disprove anything I just said. Remember I am not interested in evidence of any competing theory. They have nothing to do with me and they are all fabricated because only my theory is valid. 10,000 alien dollars. Get them before the world ends!

Yes. I believe a man can fly.

No. Dick Cheney is a small evil furry Meep from Beep

He reminds me more of comic book villain "The Penguin"

Isn't he Darth Vader?

Searchlight has burned out one too many brain cells.

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Submitted on : Aug 18,2006 2:41:27 pm

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Well, that would explain the webbed toes ...

by Cathexis on Fri Aug 18, 06 11:56am [+]

Grrrrrrrrrr.
Go ƒu¢k yourself, Senator Leahy.

by _Beelzebubba on Fri Aug 18, 06 12:16pm [+]

Voted : No. Dick Cheney is a small evil furry Meep from Beep
What's with the hatin' on ducks, man!? They never did a thing to hurt any of us. Heck, Donald and Daffy gave us years of chcuckles.

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Aug 18, 06 2:41pm [+]

Make that "chuckles", please.

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Aug 18, 06 2:41pm [+]

Voted : Yes. I believe a man can fly.
Daffy duck

by skylab on Fri Aug 18, 06 8:58pm [+]

Hey Neothe just because one fact contradicts the other one isnt a problem to me. Logically one of them therefore MUST be true.

by Searchlight on Sun Aug 20, 06 2:45pm [+]

Almost the whole set of Searchlight aliases in one place, somebody's only going to need a very small sock for Santa this year

by The_Junction_Box on Wed Dec 20, 06 11:12am [+]