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recommend : FUNNY INSULTS FOR STUPID PEOPLE...

[+] joke ballot by winston

Put down any funny insults you know that take the mickey out of people lacking in brain cells. I am going to meet my local politician in two weeks, and need some good phrases to use. I will start the stupid insults off...

Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

A room temperature IQ

So dense, light bends around them

Any more stupid, and they would have to be watered twice a week

Its hard to believe they beat 1'000'000 other sperm

Takes them two hours to watch 60 minutes

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed

You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

Your intellectual poverty is noted, and mocked.

You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it.

If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.

If you put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.

You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions was printed on the heel

The only brain that exists in your head belongs to the fly that buzzing around in it.

Voted for Bush TWICE!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

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Someone had her Wheaties this morning.

entered by : Truthseeker013
Submitted on : Feb 27,2007 1:09:23 pm

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Voted : Any more stupid, and they would have to be watered twice a week
Hahaha... good one!

by RunsWithScissors [+]

Voted : Any more stupid, and they would have to be watered twice a week
LOL I like that one too.

by Grumpy_Person [+]

Thankyou for the insults mojo! You can be assured that I will be using them in the near future.

by winston [+]

Voted : If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.
Someone had her Wheaties this morning.

by Truthseeker013 [+]

Voted : You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions was printed on the heel
ha the two last ones where good too ;)

by SweRaidr [+]