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LET'S SAY APPLE CAME OUT WITH A NEW PRODUCT, THE IPROD . . .
[+] joke ballot by mojo
ACTIVE Mon Dec 01, 08 - Tue Dec 01, 09
. . . i.e., a sex toy that played music while you were pleasuring yourself. What songs would you upload to this clever device?

(Blame the user Pheasant_Plucker for this one.)
Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
Slip Slidin' Away - Paul SImon
Squeeze Box - The Who
Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - Simon & Garfunkel
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol
I Touch Myself - DiVinyls
Shake Your Bon Bon-Ricky Martin.
Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Beep Beep - The Playmates
Detachable Penis - King Missile
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Ring Ring - ABBA
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
The Stroke - Billy Squier
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yep - i remember that episode

entered by : lightreaper2
Submitted on : Dec 01,2008 7:29:51 pm

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Voted : Beep Beep - The Playmates
Almost left when this one dragged me back...

For you young folks who aren't familiar with this song... well, as the song goes on, the tempo gets *faster*...

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 01, 08 11:47am [+]
I saw a video on the net showing a woman putting a cell phone in her snatch!

She then tried to charge the phone company $200 for HER services.
by Grapost on Mon Dec 01, 08 1:41pm [+]
^ reminds me of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode . . . anyone remember it?
by mojo on Mon Dec 01, 08 2:11pm [+]
yep - i remember that episode
by lightreaper2 on Mon Dec 01, 08 7:29pm [+]




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