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by Guest_597cc
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Probably bush. not cause he's evil, but cause there's more meat on him that the wannabe or the walking plastic surgery disaster. hahahahahahaha! funny question good job smeagol
by imrichBeyotch
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I'd definitely shoot myself. No way I could live with any of those three. myself. i use the gun to force them into intercourse then shoot myself as i would then be a gay
by flipjunior
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that way, justin could expose my breast(s), bush could put on his latex gloves and "check for wmd's" and mj could break out the wine and roses!
by ralfkrammin
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I'd need all the help I could get to get off the island I don't give a shit...they'd all be my dinner anyway. Honestly, to tell you the truth, if I were forced into this situation I would shoot Michael Jackson. He would get on my nerves really quickly. George W. Bush is not a problem, because the poor mental defective can be put in a corner to rock back and forth and suck his thumb. He's too dumb to be a nuisance. Justin Timberlake could be kept around since he is the least bad-looking of the three, and I could populate the island with him. Then when our kids hit school age, maybe Dubya will remember two things he learned in college and he can teach my kids what little he knows. He'd be known as "Grandpa Dumbass". See, I've got it all figured out.
by User-Abuser
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i would kill micheal before he rapes me F*ck off whaco jacko and live those poor kiddes alone
by Kurt_Ritson
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Whichever was the first one who didn't do as he was told. That could be fun.
by CookieGirl
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Jackson. I could beat the other 2 to death with my hands, but I wouldn't want to touch that freak-show. Myself cause I'd still have to put up with the rest of them! I would crack the bullet open to use make a fire. We would all then help each other survive, and build good meaningful relationships in the process.
by gapinghole
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line them up in a row and shoot them all
by scrotumhead
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i would kill justin michael i would rape repeatedately imagining his a girl and bush would die of old age Bush. No question. At 32, I'm a little too old for Jackson, so I wouldn't really have to worry about the little pedophile, and while Timberlake is a sucky musician, that's no reason to shoot him. This one's a no-brainer. This is tough, but I think I'd probably shoot myself. Bush deserves it; however, I'd go out of my mind if I was stranded with Michael and Justin. Although, maybe I'd shoot one of them and drown the other two. Yeah, that's it. READ THIS ONE!!!! MJ would rape justin 2 death then me and bush would gang up on MJ and kill him w/ our bear hands then me and bush would take over BRITAIN W/ THE ONE BULLET. YES THATS THE BEST ANSWER EVER!!!
by Norwegian_Boy
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Shoot Timberlake, then float away of plastic fantastic Michael Jackson leaving Bush look for the weapons of mass destruction the Desert Island has been hiding. michael jacksin is a perverted basted GWB in 2004
by kenseth1717
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Shoot Bush and then brutally pistol-whip Michael and Justin to death.
by nuckinfutz
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I would shoot justin timberlake cuz he is the youngest and has the longest to live. I would then beet George W Bush do death with Justin Timberlakes body.Then I would Pistol whip Michael Jackson and laugh at him as he screamed in his high pitched voice until he died. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i would hardly call this ballot idiotic since so many people have been voting on it! i would drown them one at a time, using the gun to keep the others at bay. once they were all dead, i would shoot myself so i wouldnt have to starve to death. Put Justin to slavery-someone's gonna fish, and I'll be damned if that dancing fags gonna argue with me,shoot Micheal Jackson, because what's he good for anyway? And Bush, well...well shit, I'd beat him to death with the empty gun to vent my insanity. All Justin has to do is say he can't kiss people's asses for a living, and I'll gut him and use him for shark bait.
by Red_Kitty07
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what happens if i miss? i wouldnt shoot any of them. instead i'd have them gang bang me.
by xxxhellxxx
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But what if they were more interested in each other than in you?
by lilAnalAnnie
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Michael I hate that perv and then me and Bush would take on the other fag Justin.
by MetalheadMan
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Let's replace George W. Bush with Saddam Hussein, or in that case A Democratic President Candidate (or a Senator from Taxachusetts, New York or California). To guest_d189e: Point and pull the trigger. Looks easy enough. Though I've never used a real gun, I'd say the old NES Duck Hunt gun and those squirt guns I used to have were experience enough for me. The man is a pervert.
by MissieMary
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since you didn't specify what type of gun, id say that id get the sniper rifle and shoot Osama Bin Laden who is on the island next to us, then use MJ and JT as a life raft and then GW Bush and I would rule the world. Hey, he's the president! Who cares if you hate him. He rules the U.S; SNIPER RIFLES ROCK! personally i probably wouldnt shoot anyone bit i would use the gun as a threat and get them all to do jobs so i would be the leader! i would get them to built a raft or boat of somesort and then get them to do all the rowing! use michael as an oar coz he is made of hard plastic! Id shoot hilary this poll is quite popular
by CouchGnome
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I would shoot Michael Jackson becase he is a sicko we might try to rape me while I am asleep. I mean "he" my try to rape me. michael jackson is a bad bad thing I'd kill justin. At least then he wouldn't have to suffer in the company of those two cunts. id kill bush then leave jacko in the sun for a bit anf mould him into a raft 2 sail 4 safety, leaving justin "i just wanna love ya baaaaby" timberlake on his own 2 starve
by peter_2004
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That damn freak scares the living shit out of me! Shoot Bush, pistolwhip Jacko, Timberlake will be too busy screaming like a woman at the carnage to be a problem, then I'd live off the corpses until Timberlake dies of a bad hair day, then I'd proceed to eat him as I slowly decend into complete madness. shoot a bird, or maybe a snake. i prefer bird though not that i am into that sort if stuff. anyway i would swim to safety and so be it if i drown
by scrotumhead
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Thou shall not waste your imaginations on useless fantasies!
by Jesus_christ
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I wouldn't shoot anybody. Jacko and Justin will probably be buggering each other behind a palm tree and G.W. and I will probably just get high. i wouldnt should anyone probably coz you would get lonely and you need somebody to talk to! rather than like tom hanks in cast away talking to a god damn volleyball! put all on line and perfom a triple kill OK
by playa26190
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Bush Man
by whocares23
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Bush The Fucking Moronic Bigot Southern Stupid Male Whore Uneducated Slave Driver Fuck
by whocares23
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I would have them sit around a table, then I would place the gun in the middle of the table, and spin it, and whoever the gun points to, that would be the person I would shoot. The survivors would have their skulls bashed in as they sleep!!!
by Tesla_Coil
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i would shoot george bush for the satisfaction of it. and then kill mj and jt in their sleep in fear that theyd team up against me. Can't shoot Justin b/c he's too fucking hot to shoot. I'll probably shoot Micheal then drown the hell out of Bush so me and Jt can be alone :) If the bullet was actually a shell with buckshot, there is a possibility of just wounding them and having MJ bleed slowly to death. Good pick Bloom Maybe Michael Jackson would be great entertainment while stranded. GW is my 5th cousin and, I don't know who Justin Timberlake is. Good poll, but I'd shoot michael Jackson and then beat the shit out of Bush and Timberlake and use them for food if no rats are handy.
by WinniethePooh
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shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! shoot bush then take the bullet back out and use it again on jacko! yer think i'd have to kill myself. bush, jacson, and timerlake on 1 island is that place called HELL i would shoot timberlake first because he would have the least to offer.i would then hang out with jackson for a couple of days.i do think he would have a couple of days worth of cool stories to tell.i also would have a couple of questions.after a couple days i would stick him in the arse with a tree stick repeatedly until he screamed "no more!"i would then ask him "how it feels"and on behalf of children everywhere i would hang him high with a rope tied around his nutz and leave him for dead.contrary to popular belief you have to be somewhat intelligent in order to become president of the u.s.a.i would use bush's semi intelligence to get us off the island.on the way home i would purchase a handgun and finish the job i should have finished on the island. I'd throw the gun away like a good boy, and shoot noone!! Yes thats right! I wouldn't shoot Bush because even though he is a bad president, he would be useful for gathering stuff at the top of trees like bananas and coconuts, he is a chimpanzee right? I wouldn't shoot Timberlake because he would be real easy to give orders to and be of some practical use because of that. Jacko, I would take out immediately because he has vitligo so it would be hard for him to do stuff in the sun, he would bitch and complain, and he might try to molest me.
by cracked_bulb
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Fuck Michael Jackson that ethnic crossin paedophile of a freak! He's a walking mannequin, stop worshipping him when Chris Tucker can be your black Michael! LoL!
by WinniethePooh
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** karma block ** justinnn
by InvincibleFan
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I would swim off the island and use the gun on all you LIBERAL MAGGOTS here and drag you back to the island so Michael Jackson could have sex with your corpse, lol.
by triple777bbb
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justin yuck
by InvincibleFan
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freak justin mj is innocent
by InvincibleFan
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no no no no no no. stop i can't do it..... i go now JB for sure! Myself, you still gonna get fuked by the to left.
by English_eddie
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MJ. why? because he's the weakest of the group and a food liability. his death would insure more food for the rest of the group. oh lovely chicken soep. mmmm ring piece lickers, hihi I would save the bullet and use it to force Jackson to dance and sing for me. I would eventually use it on myself. shoot michael jacksons poo pumping tool off The HORROR...the HORROR... Having them on threeway sex is a good idea. I should have a video cam with me. not gonna shoot anyone. let jacko start sucking poor timberlake. damn that would be the next scandal since paris hilton. Then if its true that GWB's willie is as big as free willie then we'll have an added attraction foa a huge gay male audeince around the world. that would be the biggest income generating endeavor ever.... I'd be rich If your being realistic about it there would be no reason to shoot anyone. You'd need all the help you could get to survive. But if resources were limited and it was determined that there was only enough for 3 people then it would definitely be Jackson. There is no way anyone could go any length of time looking at that hideous skeleton face created by doctors who were the instrument of his self-mutilation. Also he is so skinny and frail. He just wouldn't be able to pull his weight like a normal man. I'm sure Bush would be happy to do it too so you wouldn't have albino blood on your hands. When your rescued Bush would probably pay big hush money and you could live in luxury for all the rest of your days. wel, id line all of the 3 up and pray that the gun is powerful enought to shoot throght all 3 of them George Bush fo sho Well you could always just shoot one of them then get the bullet out of their body and shoot someone else. But I would choose bush. Justin is hot! And MJ wouldn't hurt me cause I'm a girl, anyway he could sing and dance for me. Bush could hit on me an he's an old sick man so I would shoot him. I would line them up and put them out of my misery. I am not a pacifist but I am NOT a killer, either! I would figure out how to take that gun apart and then I would throw its pieces plus the unfired bullet as far into the sea as I could, each piece being thrown in a different direction. I would then find some way to form lasting friendships with George W. Bush, Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake. I have nothing whatsoever against any of those three! As an addendum to the above, when I said that I am not a pacifist, I meant to shoot if you are forced to to defend yourself against any ambitious aggressor, especially al-Qaeda "international guerrillas," that terminology which, in my opinion is far more logical and accurate than the term "terrorists." And besides that, they are sub-divided into "gangs" and NOT "cells!" Please pardon my digression here.....I really need to keep on trying to getting this point across to the people including our politicians as well as our military personnel. I and those other three gentlemen would put our heads together and try to come up with a way to eridicate those psychopaths which is just what those international guerrillas are! I would shoot George bush execution style. After I torture him of course!!! You know, there are know audacious people these days. Assassination must be played out, because he is just walking by. Error ^ Know = NO line them up in a row and hope the bullet goes through all of them This has to be one of the greatest ballots of all time. I'd shoot Michael Jackson before be molests me. Bush. I'd kill him first then team up with Justin to beat the living crap out of that sick f**k jackson
by austinpowers
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Voted : George W Bush Michael Jackson would not be a threat because I am 28, making me 20 years too old for his tastes. And I actually like Justin Timberlake... Voted : nobody I would kill any white kids/babies found on the island.
by GuerrillaGod
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^and eat them? Voted : George W Bush Shoot George Bush, Michael Jackson will screw Justin Timberlake to death. Voted : nobody Not really right to kill Bush just because he's an idiot - besides he wasn't the real evil it was the people he surrounded himself with...Michael Jackson's already dead, and I actually like Justin Timberlake now...
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