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What if you where seeing him but when you give him the money, he starts laughing hysterically and runs away with it?.
by InternalColonel on Sun Jul 11, 04 10:17pm
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Well, $500 million is a LOT of money, I'd have trouble giving it up...
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Sun Jul 11, 04 10:32pm
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How fast can he run in those sandles? LOOOOL...funny Internal and Tadema...Lets just play along with this one, shall we :) this absolutely happens, would you give up all this money to receive everlasing life?
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Mon Jul 12, 04 12:07am
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Tricky question. It could end up being a long, very poor everlasting life, without death to look forward to. I think I'd barter with him, offer him half. If he refuses I'd keep the money.
by InternalColonel on Mon Jul 12, 04 12:13am
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Nah, if it were, without a doubt real, of course I would give up the money. Roll around in it first and then give it to him. I'd keep all the money and tell him to peddle his insanity to someone who doesn't understand how much damage he's done to humanity in the last 2000 years.
by Cassini90125 on Mon Jul 12, 04 12:40am
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Everlasting life huh? Well leave the brochure and I'll get back to you.
by SCREAMING_FROG on Mon Jul 12, 04 1:40am
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I wonder where I would be following Jesus to get an everlasting life. Also, what would happen if you were burned alive or exploded into many pieces, how would you actually still live?
by cracked_bulb on Mon Jul 12, 04 4:38am
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"See ya Jesus."
by cretin_slap on Mon Jul 12, 04 10:30am
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this is positively the easiest question ever!! Everlasting is priceless, i'll take it. everlasting life is priceless I'm here for a good time, not a long time!
by octoberrain on Tue Jul 13, 04 1:46am
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if He asked me to, yes. but if some fanatic asked me to, i'd kick his face in. $500 million dollars in the hand can be real, but Jesus is only a fantasy, a figment of some ancient mad mushroom druggers wild hallucinatory imaginings
by Alien_Invader on Mon Jul 19, 04 7:29am
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No thanks,keep your everlasting life,I'm gonna SPEND SPEND SPEND and die happy!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Sun Aug 01, 04 2:23pm
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Absolutely. Not a second thought. Unless I could buy a Coney Island Hot Dog Stand that is.
by confidentconservativ on Fri Nov 05, 04 2:23am
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no id bribe jesus anyway
by bluefusion on Mon Dec 13, 04 12:42am
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I'd like to say how bad Everlasting Life would suck, but I can't even find the words :D My rewards are not of this life, so if he ask me to give it all up then that's what i'd do. My rewards await me in "GODS KINGDOM" Greed is one of the most deadly sins!!!
by runyonbybirth on Tue Feb 15, 05 3:01pm
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Of course i would everlasting life is worthmore than 500 million. I would need more details. If Jesus meant that I would have to follow and worship him, and that I would have to die to gain everlasting life after death, as Christianity implies, I probably would not accept his offer. I would rather spend my money on pursuing real immortality. I'm not reading all the comments, but yes, if I knew it was really Jesus, I would give him anything he ask for.
by larrynelmira on Wed Jun 29, 05 4:16pm
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Voted : No I don't follow cult leaders. Voted : Yes Well, you put your foot in it this time. You had to go and ASK. You could have had everlasting life by the usual Christian route--saying the sinner's prayer, tithing, being generous, not hating, etc. all while living a life of luxury with most of your money. Jesus was giving you an eternal kick in the butt for trying to BUY everlasting life. But, then again, if I saw Jesus for real, I would probably stop caring about money, GIVE IT TO MY SO AND MY SISTER, and become a devoted sister of mercy, or some such thing, knowing it is all true.
by forgetmenot on Sun Dec 07, 08 8:00pm
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