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DOES EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION CAUSE HAIR LOSS?!

[+] ballot by Doctordraw
ACTIVE Fri Jul 30, 04 - Sun Aug 29, 04

I read recently that it creates excessive testosterone and serotonin levels, causing hair loss and depression. Also it empties your bodies of essential minerals and vitamins that need to be replaced, these can also contribute. Ejaculation is not recommended more than 3 times a week! I have sex more than that (when i get the chance) let alone masturbation.

With my dad being as bald as a polished billiard ball i cant afford to take chances, can you?

yes it causes hair loss
no
No, it creates MORE hair! ..(on your palms anyway)
hard to type - hair on keyboard
On you nuts, the hair gets caught in your fingers
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I believe that the bald gene is carried on the mother's side, so look at your mother's father...is he bald?

entered by : mojo
Submitted on : Jul 31,2004 2:30:37 am

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no, I can say it.

by BuzzerMan on Sat Jul 31, 04 1:57am [+]

I believe that the bald gene is carried on the mother's side, so look at your mother's father...is he bald?

by mojo on Sat Jul 31, 04 2:30am [+]

DD: Sounds like your frustrated about not being balled ... er ... bald. ;-)

by Cathexis on Sat Jul 31, 04 10:33am [+]

I hope not!

by doen5167 on Sat Jul 31, 04 1:55pm [+]

dosen't balding cause excissive masterbation.

by doen5167 on Sat Jul 31, 04 1:56pm [+]

Chortle!

by Doctordraw on Sat Jul 31, 04 8:37pm [+]

I think it also causes blindness and, if done during a full moon, can cause one to turn into a werewolf.

But, consider the alternative }:

by magdalenasdollar on Sun Aug 01, 04 2:56am [+]

Beat off as little or as much as you want to, soon you'll be a bald freak! Everyone will point at your hairless pate and laugh at how ridiculous you look! Your days are numbered, son.

by Applerod on Sun Aug 01, 04 3:32am [+]

Thanks for the support man, i feel so much better now..

by Doctordraw on Sun Aug 01, 04 12:03pm [+]

Yes mojo,you are absolutely right.my dear old friend Draw needs to go see his grampa on mom's side.

by believe_or_not on Mon Aug 02, 04 12:29pm [+]

HE HAD HAIR! is that a fact? cos he kept his hair till he was 90 odd. please please please please please please please please!! I love my hair..

by Doctordraw on Mon Aug 02, 04 1:39pm [+]

No way man; my hair grows like crazy.

by thc2883 on Tue Aug 03, 04 8:17am [+]

No. Hair loss causes excessive masterbation because bald guys can't get women.

by Grapost on Tue Aug 03, 04 8:21am [+]

this could be highly true Iv'e considered this theory with random thought, the more you do it the more horny and hormones are being raged up inside you creatin hair loss

by Guest User from [58.108.70.6] on Tue Oct 31, 06 9:19pm [+]

I'm scared of losing my hair

by Guest User from [75.3.67.205] on Tue Jun 05, 07 11:00pm [+]

Well the truth is, if you don't ever use it you will loose it. But if you use it to much you abuse it. To much of anything will cause a change in your body, for example eating a little more than needed will cause you to gain weight. Drinking more than 2 pints of coffee or alcohol will effect your
performance, masturbating to much
actually will cause your mind and
body to behave differently. When
a human feels the urge or appetite
for sexual pleasure he/she will
feel it at the abdominal area, and
inner part of that area is where
food energy is stored. Also where
the vitamins and nutrients produce
the most (DNA) or hormonal reactions.

by Guest User from [24.185.1.183] on Mon Jun 18, 07 10:10pm [+]

Yes masturbation will cause hair loss. You will discover that the hairline on your head will be uneven. One side will recede further back than the other. Of course this takes some time to occur. It is not going to happen in a month.

by Guest User from [66.218.54.194] on Wed Jun 27, 07 2:31am [+]