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culture : IS IT BETTER TO HAVE CHILDREN OR PETS?

[+] joke ballot by dinkytown

We have two german shepherds, and a friend told us that our dogs are the functional equivalent of children. Maybe, they are spoiled, they are competitive with each other, and they think they own the place. However, unlike children, they will never become drug addicts and steal from us to support their habits. Of course, the dogs also will never win the lottery, marry into money or find any other way to get a lot of money, so we'll never be able to shame them into giving us big bucks. Which is better to have, children or pets?

only if your genes are worth passing on

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Pets are easier to clean up after, and they're cheaper.

entered by : WalterPeck_EPA
Submitted on : Oct 24,2004 1:55:53 pm

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From what information you've given us about your perception of the pros and cons of having children, I hope you'll stick to pets.

by keithsheen [+]

I see this is a joke ballot - sorry if I took it too seriously in that reply - I'm in a serious mood :)

by keithsheen [+]

Pets are easier,though not necessarily better...

by Qui_Qui [+]

When you long for the pitter-patter of tiny feet, get a pet..they have more feet and they're cheaper..

by spanky [+]

Pets are easier to clean up after, and they're cheaper.

by WalterPeck_EPA [+]

People need to breed to prove their worth to each other. It's pathetic and stupid and now we can't stop it and there are ugly stupid people pushing out stinking polluting little blobs of flesh everywhere, terrible worthless trolls breathing MY and my cats' precious air.

by Jyl [+]

While I like children, I'm not crazy about them. I'd rather have a pet (dog or cat) than a kid--they're easier to keep up with! But seriously, I love pets because they don't judge you, put you down, make you feel rotten about yourself and the world, they don't care how you look, how you talk, what you say, do or think. Unconditional love does not really exist among people--only pet animals can love you and care for you UNCONDITIONALLY.

by Sue [+]