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HAS ANYONE EVER MET A "WAYNE NEWTON" FAN?
[+] joke ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Thu Nov 11, 04 - Wed Nov 10, 10
Wayne Newton , makes a ton of money in Vegas. He also acts in a few movies. To me he appears to be the ultimate "lounge singer" , a god in "polyester". The closest analogy to him I can make is "Don Ho." He was or is ? the big act for tourists in Hawaii. The guy is pathetic , he stumbles around the stage half drunk , singing his one hit from about 40 years ago "Tiny Bubbles". Any real fans of Wayne Newton or Don Ho?
Fans of Don are called Ho - Ho's.
Like Bigfoot , ocassional sightings of both.
They all moved to Branson Missouri.
They're at "Dollywood".
They're the guardians of Elvis , who shall return.
They're in the Casinos on Indian reservations everywhere.
They're a "Blue haired battalion"
They migrate between the "Grand Ole Opry" and Vegas.
Fuzzy dice and "Dixie flags are their symbols!
You don't understand the power of "Wayne".
I never cared for newton's, but I do like ho's.
I like Fig Newtons
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Trick question: He has no fans.

entered by : CletuSlackedJawYokel
Submitted on : Nov 11,2004 10:08:16 pm

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Trick question: He has no fans.

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Nov 11, 04 10:08pm [+]
Viva Las Vegas!
by maxxman on Thu Nov 11, 04 10:08pm [+]
Doesn't Mrs Griswald like him?
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Fri Nov 12, 04 8:36am [+]
I am. But I'm secretly Wayne Newton...til now.
by VanHelsing on Sat Jul 16, 05 11:42pm [+]




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