COMMENTS

The last time I was in a physical fight was when I was a child. I developed a clever tactic of simply grabbing and squeezing the other guy's scrotum until he just gave up because he was in incredible pain. That being said, if I DID have a real throw-down with someone now, I would probably do the same thing. I'm pretty small, so you can be damn sure I'm going to use everything at my disposal - including twisting and popping your nuts like two overripe grapes. If I can't get my hands on your scrotum, well - I'll have to change tactics - but it WILL be dirty. (That doesn't sound sexual - hehe) But I'm a pacifist. That's why I carry a tazer. >:)