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INSURANCE SCAM! WHO'S IN?
[+] joke ballot by um__yeah
created Wed Jun 08, 05
Me and a buddy of mine have devised a way for all interested parties at B&W to collect on a fool-proof insurance scam! So if you guys want in on this you gotta let me know.

First, you have to somehow make your way up to Toronto, and when you get there, we will make plans to meet at an un-disclosed location.
The scam itself involves all you guys getting onto a chartered Toronto Streetcar for a sightseeing tour, where I will be following close behind in my Escalade. Then, at some point at a red light, I will then proceed to excecute a rear-end collision with the streetcar, where, on cue all the passengers will fake an injury of some sort. Sounds good? Sounds good.
Okay so to go ahead with this, I need to know who's in, what injury you want, and how much you're asking.
Kit_Kat, broken toenail, $400
nuckinfutz, groin injury, $8,000
_Beelzebubba, whiplash, $1 million
Mojo, chipped coccyx from slipping on floor, $1.5M
Cletus - dick injured during crash- $80 mil
mags- psychological trauma > BF's impotence ^$9999
Truthseeker013- Grade Two concussion
C-Tuck - Broken neck - $800K & a sweet wheelchair
Zig - lacerated inner thigh- $10M
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With psych disorders attendant, of course. Mental illness PAYS...

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Submitted on : Jun 08,2005 4:19:55 pm

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With psych disorders attendant, of course. Mental illness PAYS...

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jun 08, 05 4:19pm [+]
I'll meet you at the Runway Lounge on Yonge Street. Do strippers still take American single dollar bills?
by _Beelzebubba on Wed Jun 08, 05 4:33pm [+]
Sure _Beelz, you and I both know that strippers will take anything that smells funny and has been passed around a lot.
by um__yeah on Thu Jun 09, 05 5:55pm [+]




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