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WHY DID MY GIRLFRIEND BREAK UP WITH ME? (JOKE BALLOT)
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Why did my girlfriend break up with me?
I said her private area smells like rancid milk and dead fish.
I got her mom, sister and two of her cousins pregnant.
I admitted to her that I voted for George Bush some years ago.
She found out those dirty limericks on the men's room wall were in my handwriting.
She saw me get caught on one of Dateline's "To catch a Predator" stings.
I deleted all of her video game save files.
She found out I was a homosexual.
I found out she was a homosexual.
I suggested we go on a date at the local garbage dump.
She said that the sight of my one inch "pink elephant" makes her sick.
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