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WHY DID MY GIRLFRIEND BREAK UP WITH ME? (JOKE BALLOT)


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Why did my girlfriend break up with me?

[+] I said her private area smells like rancid milk and dead fish.
[+] I got her mom, sister and two of her cousins pregnant.
[+] I admitted to her that I voted for George Bush some years ago.
[+] She found out those dirty limericks on the men's room wall were in my handwriting.
[+] She saw me get caught on one of Dateline's "To catch a Predator" stings.
[+] I deleted all of her video game save files.
[+] She found out I was a homosexual.
[+] I found out she was a homosexual.
[+] I suggested we go on a date at the local garbage dump.
[+] She said that the sight of my one inch "pink elephant" makes her sick.

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