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Everybody knows me as CletuSlackedJawYokel on this site.

My Motto is "\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

I have a lovely wife Brandine and 26 children named Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil. I also have a dog named Geech.

Members of my fan club:Mobsie666(President of the Cletus fan club, Hater in Chief), DingleDUNG(VP), Cranky(Secretary of Hate), Hunter(Minister of Hate Propoganda, Canadian Division), Seon (Minister of Hate Propoganda, Australian division), Ken_From_Dublin (Minister of Hate Propoganda, Irish Division) Silly_Dough(Groupie).

Another recruit! Ken_From_Dublin recently decided that he couldn't stand not being in the club anymore. Ken has shown his intense hate with insane, yet amusing conspiracy theories, despite facts to clearly disprove them. You will usually find Kenny-boy sitting in his dark studio-apartment with article clippings of 9/11 conspiracies posted on his wall and his tin-foil hat on. Keep it up Ken, I think people may believe you one day!

There are still plenty of positions available in my cabinet and general membership is open to all haters. If you'd like to join, be appointed to my cabinet, or be promoted, simply demonstrate your hate and you'll be considered.Thanks to all members for your hate,this site would be less interesting without it! =:-)=