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Curious about me? I am johan_moritz.

My Motto is "The worst kind of discrimination is to tell people they are all the same."

I was born on the same day as John the Baptizer. My mom says that's a sign I am destined to be a great man. But I was born one month before the term, so I wonder if the rule still applies to me.

I can distinctly remember the day when I realized girls are different from us, boys. That was June 9, 1993. The first time when I danced with a girl.

I wanted to be a priest. When I finished elementary school, I wanted to enter a theological seminary, but my family didn't allow me to do that.

When in final year in high-school, I fall in love. I don't know what happened, but one of us broke my heart. I haven't been in loved ever since.

I had many nicknames. Because I had funny teethes, in kindergarten they called me Laur-Balaur (Laur the Dragon). In elementary school I was called Ursu- Bear, because of a hat my father brought me from Russia, Tank, because of some boots my father brought me from Italy and even JR (I be damned if I know why). In high-school they called me Sefu-Chief, because I was the class leader (this had nothing to do with my grades). I recieved my last nickname in college: Dolfi- I was talking too much about Nazis.

I have narrow sholders. Still, my friends claim that my sholders are great to cry on them.

I love metaphors. If you have a good one, send me a message.

You can still call me Joe.