WHO, ON THIS SITE, HAS THE MOST HUMOR?

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WHO, ON THIS SITE, HAS THE MOST HUMOR?


[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Tue Aug 08, 06

Not most popular, oldest or ugliest. The one you think who has the most humor.

just askin'
Quinn_the_Eskimo
Beelzebubba
um__yeah
Queen_Jannine
Cathexis
whoever next says Tin Foil Hats ;)
Internal_Colonel
Counciltucky, Cletus, jappy
fraNk
patch22us
Guest_User


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COMMENTS:
Well, I've got oldest and ugliest locked up. MAG_rofl
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Aug 08, 06 12:33pm [+]

"most" humour? Doesnt the quality matter more than the sheer number of comments aimed at being comical?

Dont you think you should make more of an effort to say what you mean so people can understand you?





by lil_ape on Tue Aug 08, 06 5:37pm [+]

IC_bb

by lil_ape on Tue Aug 08, 06 5:38pm [+]

[smile:ic_mrsick}
by lil_ape on Tue Aug 08, 06 5:39pm [+]

^your lucky day
by lil_ape on Tue Aug 08, 06 5:39pm [+]

Voted : whoever next says Tin Foil Hats ;)
Tin Foil Hats!

It is actually aluminum foil though.
by I_voted on Tue Aug 08, 06 8:13pm [+]

LOL^^^ omg this could change Everything!! ;)
by Jyl on Tue Aug 08, 06 9:14pm [+]

ooooooooo. You don't like me, lil_ape, do you? You really don't like me. Incidentally, if you would deign to check the dictionary, you would find that "most" is correctly applied in this ballot. I did say what I meant, you just couldn't understand. You do have some issues.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 09, 06 6:59am [+]

Much as I hate to lower myself to your level by looking up "complex" words such as "more" in the dictionary ( I bet youve looked up "and" and "the" as well eh? lol) I thought id humour you. So I did, and as Im not surprised to learn you are wrong.

"more" is clearly QUANtitive rather than QUALitative.
by lil_ape on Wed Aug 09, 06 10:35am [+]

^
IC_ratz
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 09, 06 12:07pm [+]

You do ,apparently, seeing as you brought up the subject.

by lil_ape on Wed Aug 09, 06 12:20pm [+]

_Beelzebubba_jackass
by lil_ape on Wed Aug 09, 06 12:21pm [+]

THREE seperate people, CTuck, Cletus, and I. Unfortunately the other 2 are gone. And WTF is up with some of your choices, holy crap *LOL* You should have listed the ballot as a joke with a few of those, hahaha.
by jappy on Wed Aug 09, 06 2:36pm [+]

^ Get a load of Lieutenant Steve & his inflated (and misplaced) sense of his own worth, ha ha !!

by ramaDUNG on Wed Aug 09, 06 3:57pm [+]

That IS the funniest thing he's done yet lol!
by Jyl on Wed Aug 09, 06 6:12pm [+]

Jappy, self proclaimed king jester of B&W. Shame the vote doesn't agee with ya, lol.

*Cue Jappy's vote rigging*
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 09, 06 10:56pm [+]

Ahhh, okay, my mistake, after being told by several people by pm that you are Internal Colonel.

Well hey jackass, thanks for the backstab :) you are really one to talk about character *L*
by jappy on Thu Aug 10, 06 8:31am [+]

And by the way, to infer that someone is using humor would be to say that they would at least make joke ballots.

So, most of the people on the list don't ever make any joke ballots. I'm confused as to how one may consider said person to be humorous.

Oh, and rama, again, look at who has picked you as a favorite user, then maybe take a look at mine. That should really give you a fair value of your worth on this site, which is likely higher than that of your intelligence value IRL, to be perfectly honest. You decide to forgo the arrangement we made earlier about avoiding one another, and how lovely, you again made a reference to yourself with the LT. Steve comment *clap* brilliant kid, brilliant.

Here's a clue, go rent the movie and watch it, then look in the mirror. LT Steve is the one who continues throughout the movie to take offense to Robin Williams' humor.

Now I have to wonder, who is taking offense on a constant basis to someone's humor here? Certainly not me.

Run along child :)
by jappy on Thu Aug 10, 06 8:59am [+]

Hey, backstab? My name is on that list and you infer that I unlike you three lack humour, lol.

I took it as a joke though and replied accordingly. Lighten up, dude. :o)
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 10, 06 9:29am [+]

Haha, I noticed that your votes have started to rocket though. ;o)
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 10, 06 9:32am [+]

vote rigging? that was you doing that, mr alias. I am certainly puzzled by your ignorance, but then, it's not really ignorance, it's deceitful, given that you had a hand in what went on with the voting on RUB.com TomSmith, or shall I say Kev, or shit, are you patch22? Man I can't keep them all straight haha.
by jappy on Aug 10, 2006 8:18a

What the heck did I do to you? Don't you know who Karma_Junky is? Geesh!

And what is so funny is you are obsessed with accusing me and others of having aliases, when YOU have like 10!

Right Joel2000 / Joel2006! Funny thing is, I have NEVER used an alias, yet you accuse me and everyone else of having one and you do so USING your aliases! You're kind of weird like that.

So figure out who Karma Junky is smart as*
by patch22us on Thu Aug 10, 06 12:24pm [+]

given that you had a hand in what went on with the voting on RUB.com
by jappy on Aug 10, 2006 8:18am

Yet ANOTHER lie on your part. Jappy, you're a total disgrace to that supposed uniform you wear....in "Iraq" Yeah, sure.

First of all, I never rigged anything. ASK anyone on here and they will tell you that I sent out PM's ASKING people to vote for my Cat.

Why am I even explaining this to you? Lying and deceit are YOUR traits, not mine.
by patch22us on Thu Aug 10, 06 12:27pm [+]

By the way Jappy, I suggest you be nice to me, since I have proof of a few things about you...do you want me to reveal them? :) I will. So go ahead and keep giving me a hard time, just like you did with your Joel2000 and Joel2006 aliases. I happen to know all your others, so come one Jenny, its like you're 17 anymore. IC_pimp
by patch22us on Thu Aug 10, 06 12:30pm [+]

Ahhh, okay, my mistake, after being told by several people by pm that you are Internal Colonel.

Well hey jackass, thanks for the backstab :) you are really one to talk about character *L*
by jappy on Aug 10, 2006 8:31am

So where is the apology? Just more proof that in addition to lying to ALL of us on here, you have not honor at all. I'm waiting for my apology.
by patch22us on Thu Aug 10, 06 12:42pm [+]

Joel2000 / Joel2006? Is that the same Joel that was telling everyone he was internalcolonel as he abused everyone?

Explain why? Jappy. You've got a cheek with the backstabber accusations.
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 10, 06 4:00pm [+]

1) jappy is the only user name I have on this site. I do not know who this Joel is, in fact until you mentioned him I didn’t know he existed.

2) If you want to, you can message LCD and ask him to check my IP logins, I believe you will find only 3 unique ones since October 2005 when I shipped out, 2 from over here, and one from California when I was home on leave, and I don’t believe anyone else in my unit uses Best & Worst so there shouldn’t be any other user names on my full IP. Please, indulge your curiosity, it would certainly keep you from making false accusations. From the messages people are sending me it appears I’m not the only one you’ve accused of aliases, it appears you’ve made quite the habit of it.

3) patch, if you expect an apology, don't hold your breath, you will pass out waiting. You do NOT deserve an apology, let me remind you:

Received karma rating of : 5 from patch22us
For the Ballot #98605 @ Bestandworst.com.
- Now you have ME against you. You are a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check the ballot, why the -5 karma for it? Did I do anything to you?

Nope, I did not, because even IF you are Tom Smith, Tom got well deserved karma :) If you are not him, then you should really be apologizing to me good buddy! Smile now, and respond with “you did this that’s why I did that he’s my friend” so on and so forth. Also, you send me a second –5 karma rating with the same comment as the one above…

And:

Received karma rating of : -5 from patch22us
For the Ballot #98605 @ Bestandworst.com.
- You are LYING when you CLAIM to have been in Iraq!

So, 3 negative five karma hits for no reason, and, just to remind you:

4) I'm in Iraq, you are the only person on this site silly enough to try and say I'm not. I don't know what more proof you need, but I'll post more pictures for you if you wish, and hey, give me an address, I'll send you a letter and some photos from APO AE 09331”FREE MAIL”, I promise not to come by and choke you out just because I know your address :D Have a great day Tom! (isn’t it fun? WOO HOO!!) PS: How about that baseball game when I get back from my deployment? Let me know good buddy!!
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 1:20am [+]

Heh, Karma_Junky you got me good that time!! Those votes are just rocketing up there. From 3 to 5, I have worked so hard all day to rig 2 votes up. Thank you for noticing good buddy!! :)

Also, claiming I rigged a vote on RUB is really ridiculous, again, LCD believes he knows one of his regular troublemakers did the vote rigging.

Also, this is from my PUBLIC messages: "it wasn't Kit_Kat who voted her pic up. There were two of us of which i'm one. I would vote yours up too, but hey i'm biased i'm male. Take care; famous last words but might be gone 4 a while _Split
Dangerous_Nightmare (bestandworst.com) on 11:54pm Mar 26, 2006"

Wandering Split was the culprit there, and as he said, a friend of his. Don't take my word for it, again, ask LCD who DangerousNightmare was.
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 1:31am [+]

Ah, goodness patch, I missed another of your nasty private messages from today I see:

"Use your fake names and made up "life" all you want....I don't care."

Why would I make up being in Iraq, I have used this as a learning experience and gotten to know a culture that was completely foreign to me and is completely foreign to most people in the world. It would serve me no purpose to pretend to be in Iraq. I think I could come up with a better lie than being a convoy commander, I would say I fly Apaches or lead Airborne Rangers on daring raids during ground assaults or something like that.

To be perfectly honest, I don't much claim to put myself on any pedestal for being in Iraq and I feel really bad about having you make it some big deal. For 2 reasons really, One, It shouldn't be a big deal to users on an internet site other than my group of friends I have on here who are waiting for me to come home :)

and two, you are making yourself really look silly by telling me everything I am claiming on here is fake. What's next, you are going to say I'm not really married, or my wife isn't a marine? Just mellow out buddy, nobody's lying to you about me :)

I made a mistake about claiming you were KarmaJ, but hey, let's be honest here, you claimed I was some Joel guy to begin with, so let's call it offsetting fouls and move on :) play ball!
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 1:41am [+]

Jappy, I think you are an abusive, agressive and mean guy. You have no one fooled.

The fact that you post messages and the fact that you go too far...all the time, is just sick.

You're made because I took someone's side when you were clearly in the wrong. If you can't take it then don't dish it out.

For someone in a war zone, you seem to have a lot of time to spend on here. Thats great. Just don't spend it abusing me and others. You started this and its just too bad if you can't take it now. You should stop lashing out at people.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 3:34am [+]

And Jappy, based on the messages people have sent me about you, I'm really not too worried about your opinion of me. Choke me? Now, what would make YOU say that?

See in every comment you post, you slip up and reveal something about you.

Whats really odd is when you write: "What's next, you are going to say I'm not really married, or my wife isn't a marine? Just mellow out buddy, nobody's lying to you about me :)"

Why would YOU bring that up? Seems kind of an odd thing to introduce into this exchange.

You don't want to apologize then fine. You should, but if you don't think so then fine.

And it's so sick that you are posting the negatvie Karma I sent you, when it is YOU who sent negative Karma to a new user who had did NOT deserve it!

And joker, if I was any other user, why would I make such a big deal out of it? I could just send this supposed other name massive amounts of Karma and Aura, right? Get real.

Any accusation I made about you being all these aliases is due to lots and lots of people telling me who you're aliases are. You want to deny it then go right ahead.

I also think its very hypocritical of you to whine about the FEW negative ratings I sent you, which you deserved, when YOU tried to drive DingleDung off (and I bet others) with endless negative Karma. So its okay for you to do it??

And as for the "I won't choke you comment," you made a HUGE mistake with that.

There is NO way you would know about that unless........

Want to keep going? You might just find yourself in deeper than you know.

I would also suggest you stop invoking LCD's name, especially after the choking comment. I think that was a direct threat against me.


I promise not to come by and choke you out just because I know your address :D Have a great day Tom! (isn’t it fun? WOO HOO!!) PS: How about that baseball game when I get back from my deployment? Let me know good buddy!!
by jappy on Aug 11, 2006 1:20am

If you think I'm Tom, then you're an idiot. I really do consider that choking comment to be a threat.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 3:46am [+]

Ah patch, this is called 'technology', we in the military have it, and the military thankfully has seen no reason to block bestandworst's website, which is actually quite nice. I know a backhanded comment when I see one friend :)

Tisk tisk, you aren't one to talk about lashing out at people either.

I have you in my private messages from a ways back going off on me because "You never give me karma or comment to me so you are OFF MY FAVORITES LIST"

Then a couple of months later you went off on me and it made absolutely no sense at all, and two days later apologized because you realized you had messaged me by mistake.

This all happened without me ever saying one word to you. Then your little karma binge the other day with that uneducated wimp TomSmith really took the cake.

And once again, TomSmith's comment was innapropriate therefore it got negative karma. I had plenty of support for my actions, believe me :) Then his actions following the karma, the comments he made, trying to make things personal with comments about the military, about other things that I'm not even involved in, with you supporting him, well, I just have to say, you should choose your friends more carefully. MrSmith has some issues to put it mildly, and should seek professional help for them.

Take care!
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 3:52am [+]

hehe, no one is telling you anything about me having aliases, because I don't have aliases. Nice try though.

Maybe you should go and do some conspiracy posts on the 9/11 ballots, you are making about as much sense as they do now.

Your maturity level is really lacking in this, no one is threatening you, that is a tongue in cheek comment about the fear people have of someone knowing their address on the internet. I recommend no one giving their address out unless, like me, you know some people really well on this website. Then it's not an issue.

Go ahead and go to LCD with whatever you want, I don't mind visiting with him, he's a decent guy who genuinely means well. You could take a few pointers from him. I think you do mean well but you are very misguided right now.

And again, the comment about Tom? Am I Joel to you? Am I Jeni17? Am I Cletus? I mean honestly, should I add more names on there? Hehe, just sit back, have a cold one, and enjoy your day, you are getting far too worked up over nothing.

by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:00am [+]

Well Jappy, lets leave it at this...for now. I think you are a spiteful, mean person. I think you are a hypocrit and not at all honest. You like to twist things around and basically lie and then think it's okay to write nice little comments afterwards.

I wouldn't believe you if you told me the earth was round (I heard that in a TV show...it fits here...yay!)

You were in the wrong and you know it. You pick on people and you're obnoxious. No reason that we have to like each other or anything. But I am telling about the choking comment. I do think it was a threat and the fact you made it is going to tell a lot. How come YOU would write that? There is only ONE way you would know to write that. Want me to keep going? You better be careful because threats like that are a serious issue and I am telling. Try to squirm out of it, but mentioning my address and choking gave you away. All you ever had to do was to admit that giving JJ that negative karma was wrong. You're the one keeping this going and this time, I'm not backing down.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:02am [+]

Well, our definitions of mean and spiteful must be different. I would say it's mean and spiteful to go after someone who didn't do anything to you.

But hey, that's okay. You can think whatever you want, I can't force you to be my friend and honestly until you decide to let go of this bitterness you are going to make a lot of enemies at best&worst, but don't worry, I know deep down inside that you are a good guy :)
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:06am [+]

And again, the comment about Tom? Am I Joel to you? Am I Jeni17? Am I Cletus? I mean honestly, should I add more names on there? Hehe, just sit back, have a cold one, and enjoy your day, you are getting far too worked up over nothing.


by jappy on Aug 11, 2006 4:00am


I never, ever said you were Cletus. How come you brought that up?? Hmmm, yet again another odd thing for you to do. I thought Cletus was the funniest and coolest guy, so believe me, I never thought he was you.

And I'm not telling LCD about the address and choking comment...well I am telling him too, but not just him.

And I am not getting too worked up over anything. I am tired of people like you thinking that because you're older you can just dismiss me away and say anything you want to and then act all innocent and pretend like it's me with the problem. You think it's okay to play head games with me and its not! I would really prefer that you just leave me alone at this point! You're a very mean person.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:09am [+]

Who said I was dismissing you? I'm answering every post you make here so far. And the maturity issue has nothing to do with your age.

You continue to state how all these 'people are supporting me' when they aren't. Next you will say 'well they are in private' which is an immature thing to make up. I'm expecting you to talk about that next, but I'm hoping you will just stop with the "I'm telling this person you said this and that person" because none of that makes any sense.

You are taking a comment out of context to try and make me look like I threatened you. Trust me, in the court of public opinion, much like the court of law, that's not going to stand up. I said I WASN'T going to choke you, that's a negative to an unpleasant action, not an affirmation of will to do harm to you my friend. Like I said, there is no need to stretch things out of proportion and make a nemesis out of nothing. Enjoy your evening!
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:27am [+]

Too bad Jappy. The fact that you mention my address and choking was a big mistake on your part and YOU know why. The only reason you would say both of those exact words tells me something. Piecing it together with other suff is the problem. In every post you have used words that gave you away.

Jappy I am telling you directly to leave me alone. As for this court of public opinion or court of law comment, tell me why you said that? How come the Joels sent me messages on their first and ONLY day on B&W as those names, also seemed worried? You can write something to make yourself feel better, but it does not make it true.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:34am [+]

Look at how you added me into your ballot? Thats since yesterday. Its YOU who has the issue. Its YOU who is crossing the line. I can't belive someone who claims to be so whatever would not see the problems you're causing for yourself.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:35am [+]

Ohhh, I just noticed something haha. You misread something...

"and hey, give me an address, I'll send you a letter and some photos from APO AE 09331”FREE MAIL”, I promise not to come by and choke you out just because I know your address :D"

I didn't say that because I "KNOW YOUR ADDRESS" I said that if you were to send me your address I would sent you a letter, and that I wouldn't come after you just because you send me your address. Goodness, my apologies, I can now see how you may have misread that, that's not at all what I meant.

I do not have your address, patch, you just misread what I wrote, no biggy :)
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:35am [+]

You take everything the wrong way, patch. I added you because you are funny, as in, humorous, and it looks like other users are agreeing with me, you should take that as a compliment. I know I do. It's great to be a funny guy!!
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:38am [+]

Jappy the fact that you even mention my address is the issue here!! The fact you even use the word choke is the issue!! Why would you use those 2 specific words? There in only ONE way you would know to use those words together in a sentence directed at me!

Look, just leave me alone. I don't like head games, I don't understand them and I don't think they're funny.

Nothing you say now will matter because for you to use both of those issues makes me suspicious. Just leave it alone.
by patch22us on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:42am [+]

Alrighty then! I hope you get past this. No worries, just trying to be nice. :)
by jappy on Fri Aug 11, 06 4:57am [+]

What the fuck. Buddy, what is your problem? You get off mentally screwing with a kid? Back off.
by TomSmith on Sun Aug 13, 06 3:17pm [+]

Voted : patch22us
Jappy, the very fact that you so desperately want people to think you are funny would seem to forever exclude you from being considered so... at least, I suspect, by B&W's more discerning contributors.

C'est bien compris, Monsieur le Lieutenant?

PS and why are you paedo-stalking Patch? Is it because people actually like him, whereas they think you're little more than a dickhead with ego issues?
by ramaDUNG on Sun Aug 13, 06 3:42pm [+]

Oh Dung, and everyone knows you contribute so much to the website with your thoughtful comments. I'm sure your thought of as one of the nicest users of all time hahahahah.

Que ce soit ce nom d'emprunt ou des autres, vous ętes le lieutenant Steve car vous vous décrivez tellement finement.

Oh, and nice vote by the way *L* high fives all around good buddy.
by jappy on Mon Aug 14, 06 6:16am [+]

What the fuck. Buddy, what is your problem? You get off mentally screwing with a kid? Back off.
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Now now Tom, I don't remember saying anything to you so how could I be 'screwing with a kid'?

Now run along, I'm sure you have some hob knobbing to do, remember? You don't have time for 'common' people, as you put it, with all that money your parents have given you, put it to good use, get a good education, and get a job that someone with the prestige of your last name should have :) Have a wonderful day!
by jappy on Mon Aug 14, 06 6:26am [+]

I think the bad thing is that a lot of the funnier people on the website are gone now. That's too bad.

This is my last comment here, no reason to join in the poo flinging :) Enjoy kids heheh.
by jappy on Mon Aug 14, 06 7:37am [+]

Jappy, you can read, right? So go back up a few posts and read where you in fact do mention my name and Kevins and Michael's.

And you are screwing with a kid and you know it and you're probably seeing that you made a total jackass out of yourself. Like I told you. You have an issue with me, deal with me. But why do I get the feeling you prefer to mess with a kid's mind than to deal with someone who can put you in your place.

And what the hell are you talking about money my parents have given me and last name? Dude, you're a freak. You just make shit up and put it out there hoping that someone will believe you? They don't.

You have some serious issues bud and I suggest you get help.

You just keep digging yourself in deeper dude. The last name thing. Hmm, so Michael points out the choking comment, the address thing and now you mention last name. Know what, I think you are the one. Good luck dude, because I think you're going to need it.
by TomSmith on Mon Aug 14, 06 9:43am [+]

Man I totally neglected to show a sign of friendship and respect. Sorry about that. Here goes

Thanks Jappy. You're my friend and I appreciate and admire you. I look forward to kicking back and drinking a few beers when you get home. Thanks my friend.
by TomSmith on Mon Aug 14, 06 10:51am [+]

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