crime : crime : DICK CHENEY IS A DUCK FROM THE PLANET DUCKWORLD [+] serious ballot by Searchlight created Fri Aug 18, 06 This just in from the news source you never heard of because the media wont give us air time. Dick Cheney is a .... Duck or some form of aquatic bird we cannot be entirely sure from the grainy pictures. Fact 1. Dick Cheney never went to school and nobody has ever recalled meeting him before 1980. Fact 2. A former school friend has stated that Dick was called "Duck" at school because of his webbed feet. Fact 3. Dick Cheney can fly. Only Ducks (or other aquatic birds) can fly therefore it is not obvious to anyone apart from the deluded fools plugged into the world wide media that the US Vice President is not of earth origin. Why? Why indeed? It might be because he is a Duck! Now I am offering a reward of 10,000 alien hybrid Dollars to anyone who can disprove anything I just said. Remember I am not interested in evidence of any competing theory. They have nothing to do with me and they are all fabricated because only my theory is valid. 10,000 alien dollars. Get them before the world ends! Yes. I believe a man can fly. No. Dick Cheney is a small evil furry Meep from Beep He reminds me more of comic book villain "The Penguin" Isn't he Darth Vader? Searchlight has burned out one too many brain cells. Register to submit choices Ballot #100703 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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