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THE REAL REASON PRESIDENT BUSH LIKES TO FART IN FRONT OF HIS STAFF.

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THE REAL REASON PRESIDENT BUSH LIKES TO FART IN FRONT OF HIS STAFF.


[+] ballot by maxxman
created Tue Aug 29, 06

U.S. News & World Report,as well as other news sources commented on the Presidents fondness on flatulating in front of the staff. "He likes to fart, and he likes fart jokes" one staff member is quoted as saying. What reasons are really behind this "windy" disclosure?

He loves the smell of feces in the morning.
He loves to spray "Texas Perfume".
Why not fart? He's been shitting on Americans for years anyway.
It's his form of text - messaging.
It's Dubya's personal Wepon of Mass Destruction.
Like any dumb hick, he thinks farts are funny.
They smell like Texas, and he's homesick.
Every President has eccentricities.
He's so full of shit, it comes out both ends.
Typical rich Daddy's little frat boy humor.
No respect for anyone, as we've seen countless times.
He's full of beans.
He's full of hot air.
Leftover gas from his failed companies
He likes the smell of turd blossoms
Prince Abdullah and Victor Ashe pumped him full of air
Like his other bodily functions, he can't control it
He likes the sound of his Depends flapping in the breeze
His farts are more articulate than he is
He's a chimp


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COMMENTS:
My fellow Americans,pull my finger!
by maxxman on Tue Aug 29, 06 4:04am [+]

Someone should give him a match.
by cranky on Tue Aug 29, 06 9:53am [+]

Voted : Prince Abdullah and Victor Ashe pumped him full of air
_Beelzebubba_Dubya Sodomy is hard work.
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Aug 29, 06 10:03am [+]

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