FAMOUS LAST WORDS [+] joke ballot by Applerod ACTIVE Wed Aug 30, 06 - Mon May 25, 09 For the last time, there's no such thing as zombies! Wow, look at the bright colors on that frog. Blue wire, red wire, green wire - who cares?! Why is there a well in your basement? You're sure this bungee cord isn't too long..? Yes, your ass DOES look fat in those pants, hun. Hey get off that Harley, fat-ass! Okay, I'll come outside for just a minute, O.J. Wonder where the mama bear is? I don't believe that fence is high-voltage -- look ... Mommy, I don't want to dress up and be a baby beauty queen anymore. I'm sure Governor Bush will be calling with my reprieve any minute now! You ain't got the guts to pull the trigger! Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde I'll step back so you can get more of the canyon in the picture. These mushrooms aren't poisonous; mmmm, they're delish. Look at the cute foamy white stuff on that doggy's mouth! Who're you calling a little slut, Sheriff? This pain in my left arm feels like a pulled muscle... HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! This ladder seems a bit shakey... What train? No, I won't convert to Islam, asshole. That religion sucks. This runway looks too short... Take off these handcuffs; I'm gonna tell the police you're a pervert. That jellyfish looked harmless to me. This sauce doesn't contain peanuts, does it?? Do you smell gas? Remove your private parts from there This gun is unloaded isn't it? I am sure glad that plane hit the other tower How did you break your arm, Ted? i seem to have miscalculated Hey! There's something in the barre- Hey watch this! Hey y'all, watch this ~ (redneck version) The throttle's stuck Third times a charm There's no sharks in these waters Uday, the Marines are here. I do it all the time Huh? I'm gonna try to reason with 'em Bye Register to submit choices Ballot #101161 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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