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Voted : I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of this world
that's a classic...
by LCD on Thu Aug 31, 06 3:17pm
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by LCD on Thu Aug 31, 06 3:19pm
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Salvador Dali had a shit relationship with his father. One time he mailed his father a plastic bag with some of his semem in it with a note attached saying "This is all I owe you."
^^LOL
by LCD on Thu Aug 31, 06 3:30pm
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I was walking home from school and I found a bag of oranges that the grocery had thrown out. I took them home and decided to practice my pitching skills by throwing them against my backyard wall. My father came home and happenned to catch me. He started screaming at me and told me I was a fricking idiot to be throwing oranges at a wall. Finally he said, "Why are you so wastefull, DO YOU THINK ORANGES GROW ON TREES?
My father was perfect.
My dad always told me never trust anyone who tells you that anyone is perfect.
My father often told me never let anyone know what you're thinking.
Hmmmm.... I know what he was thinking....
My father told me about people like ken_from_dublin 
I should say WARNED ME ABOUT.
So he wasn't perfect then?
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