adult : worst : relationship : WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PUTTING THE FUCKING PUSSY UP ON A PEDESTAL?? [+] joke ballot by jappy ACTIVE Fri Sep 01, 06 - Wed May 27, 09 JESUS H. CHRIST, John Q. Internetwacker, why are you a virgin? BECAUSE, you continue to put that pussy up on a pedestal. Yes, I've seen you before, at the bar, at parties, at the grocery store, you try to be mr nice guy, and you come off as completely unconfident and an OBVIOUS virgin!! You need to quit bowing down and groveling before women, which is what you behavior does. Women love to be treated like crap. Next time, if a hot girl comes up and says "hey there", don't offer to buy her a drink, or some other lame ass NICE response, instead, find something obvious about her and make fun of it. Does she color her hair? "Woah, man, coloring your hair has really FUCKED it up, you have split ends on your split ends" or... "Those pants make your ass look really weird, no seriously, turn around" then laugh hysterically, after any comment you make. Sure, you might think this doesn't work, but most women have an insecure streak that will not allow them to just leave without first finding out... "What the fuck is wrong with this guy, why does he think I'm (fat, smelly, have split ends, my belt buckle is ugly)" etc. So, are you going to quit putting that God damn pussy up on a pedestal, or what??? Yes, I will stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. No, I can't do it, I'm on my knees just thinking about it, uh oh, I'm bowing down. I put the cock up on an altar myself. Comment below Register to submit choices Ballot #101324 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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