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THIS GIRL SAYS "I'M FREE TONITE" WHEN I ASKED HER OUT. WTF IS SHE A HOOKER?


[+] joke ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Fri Sep 01, 06 - Wed May 27, 09

I see this girl once in awhile out jogging in the morning and this morning while she was jogging in place waiting to cross the street, I asked her if she wanted to get a mochachino or something, and she says "Sure, I'm free tonite"

Well I'm like "WTF? Are you a hooker?" cuz I was thinking, you know, how much does she cost on other nights? And I didn't want to really get with a hooker. But she was really cute.

Too bad though, she got really pissed off about the hooker comment, and apparently she not only jogs, she kick boxes too.

So what the hell is the deal? Who ever heard of a jogging, kick boxing hot as hell hooker? Should I maybe ask her out again?

Yes, and offer her 20 bucks next time, she may not be free.
No, jogging kick boxing hookers are frightening
Maybe she liked you and wanted to go out with you?
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COMMENTS:
jappy has somebody hacked your name because do they even have mochachinos in Iraq?
by Corrupt on Fri Sep 01, 06 7:45pm [+]

hah, jappy is a skitzo, DUH!
by jappy on Fri Sep 01, 06 8:15pm [+]

Funny you should say that. one of my hoes said some punter wanted free head this morning.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Sep 01, 06 8:48pm [+]

I'm gonna cut that mo fo!
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Sep 01, 06 9:03pm [+]

Voted : Yes, and offer her 20 bucks next time, she may not be free.
She'll be impressed by the 20 bucks.
by skylab on Fri Sep 01, 06 9:50pm [+]

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend you dumb-ass. She liked you and wanted to go out with you.
Now if you go around her again, she'll probably get a restraining order against you.
by RunsWithScissors on Fri Sep 01, 06 10:59pm [+]

^ If only he had 20 dorra.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Sep 01, 06 11:22pm [+]

Admit it, you're just mad because you finally had Exact Change.
by Cathexis on Sat Sep 02, 06 12:49pm [+]

Voted : Yes, and offer her 20 bucks next time, she may not be free.
In this day and age, you gotta be careful, man...
by Truthseeker013 on Sat Sep 02, 06 6:18pm [+]

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