HOW DO YOU SCREAM WHEN BEING CHASED BY A CHAIN SAW WIELDING PSYCHOPATH?

what if : philosophy : HOW DO YOU SCREAM WHEN BEING CHASED BY A CHAIN SAW WIELDING PSYCHOPATH?

[+] ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Thu Sep 07, 06 - Tue Jun 02, 09
When you are being chased thru the woods by a chain saw wielding mass murderer, tripping and falling every few yards, do you scream with a high pitched girl like voice, or do you let out a manly, scared out of your mind scream?

I scream like a girl all high pitched
I scream like a frightened man
I am the one with the chain saw, actually, I scream because I'm excited!
Whatever you're planning Jappy - please don't do it!
I scream because the hood over his head was made with a Prada handbag
I scream fu+k you as I hit them in the head.
I do *not* scream! I'm a *man*!

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COMMENTS:
Voted : I am the one with the chain saw, actually, I scream because I'm excited!
I'm currently lobbying for for higher heels that break more easily and car batteries that wont hold a charge. We chainsaw wielding maniacs have to have an advantage over our victims. When high quality footwear and car ignitions are used, we're the ones who lose.

I'm a chainsaw wielding mass murderer and I approve this message.

by Grumpy_Person on Thu Sep 07, 06 6:51pm [+]

Voted : I am the one with the chain saw, actually, I scream because I'm excited!
IC_nerner

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu Sep 07, 06 7:24pm [+]

Hockey goalie mask sales do seem to be taking a bit of a dip recently...

by um__yeah on Thu Sep 07, 06 9:14pm [+]

I scream like a banshee and rev that fucka some more!!!

by Karma_junky on Fri Sep 08, 06 12:57am [+]

Voted : Whatever you're planning Jappy - please don't do it!
Some ballots/ comments alarm me more than others. lol

by Cathexis on Fri Sep 08, 06 8:02am [+]

I wet my pants and hit the ground in a simpering ball of fear...

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Sep 08, 06 2:38pm [+]