SUDAN MAN FORCED TO 'MARRY' GOAT

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SUDAN MAN FORCED TO 'MARRY' GOAT


[+] ballot by herzog
created Mon Sep 11, 06

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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Really no question or agenda here, I just thought this was funny and people should hear about it.

You think 50 bucks is a reasonable dowry for a goat? Seems a little high to me, especially since we know the goat wasn't a virgin when it was married.

Yeah $50 seems about right
Maybe a little high
Maybe a little low
Quite a bit too high
So Texas isn't the only place they do that, huh?


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It's good to see that with all the tragedy these people are suffering they're still able to take the time to appreciate the little things in life.
by herzog on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:00pm [+]

Odd ballot, this.
by himself809 on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:02pm [+]

Voted : Yeah $50 seems about right
$50 will buy me a night with the average lady of the eve. I'd probably have to fork over extra for that goaty smell...
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:04pm [+]

Voted : Maybe a little high
This coming from the country that kicked out Osama bin Laden. MAG_rofl
by _Beelzebubba on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:04pm [+]

I like hearing the elders forced them to marry instead of allowing them to live in sin.
by ClosetIguana on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:07pm [+]

Maybe he mistook the goat for Stevie Nicks.
by ClosetIguana on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:11pm [+]

I've known a couple of goats, but none that I wanted to marry.
by margaret123 on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:27pm [+]

I think he could have gotten a real woman for much less. Or a blow-up doll. IC_lmao
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:28pm [+]

Compard to other barnyard animals, your chance of having a long term relationships a goat is the highest (chickens rated the lowest).

You don't have any nude pictures of this promiscuous goat do you?
by ClosetIguana on Mon Sep 11, 06 4:46pm [+]

i'm surprised they didn't execute the goat and serve her for dinner.
by lightreaper on Mon Sep 11, 06 5:05pm [+]

Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. I married a Goat once because she was an illegal immigrant Goat and wanted to stay in the country. Do you know that this Goat was one of the finest cloven hoofed farm animal I have ever known. I loved her. Alas our love was not meant to be. She ate our kid and that was the end of it.
by TomSmith on Mon Sep 11, 06 5:55pm [+]

Bush likes goats too.
by Angry_Kid on Mon Sep 11, 06 7:28pm [+]

At least now he won't have to sneak around!
by MO_ on Mon Sep 11, 06 7:32pm [+]

Does this mean that "My Pet Goat" is Republican porn, then?

MAG_afro
by cranky on Tue Sep 12, 06 4:47am [+]

Voted : Yeah $50 seems about right
lol @ angry_kid and cranky MAG_rofl

funny ballot!
by mojo on Tue Sep 12, 06 5:46am [+]

That penalty was excessive.

It was obvious the man was just kidding. wink
by Cathexis on Tue Sep 12, 06 6:41am [+]

I've heard that cranky prefers sheep.
by Black_Lava on Tue Sep 12, 06 8:47am [+]

It makes you wonder what Osama bin Laden did to get himself kicked out of the country. eek
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Sep 12, 06 9:59am [+]

lightreaper

I just got your joke.
by ClosetIguana on Tue Sep 12, 06 12:02pm [+]

^^ sad thing is - had it been a woman - they probably would have executed her.
by lightreaper on Tue Sep 12, 06 5:41pm [+]

exactly.
by ClosetIguana on Wed Sep 13, 06 10:33am [+]

If it'd been a male goat they probably would have executed the man as well, homosexuality is a horrible sin, unlike those pardonable sins such as beastiality and child rape.
by herzog on Wed Sep 13, 06 6:38pm [+]

^true enough.
by ClosetIguana on Thu Sep 14, 06 11:29am [+]

Chickens? Somebody say Chickens?

Remember... using a feather is erotic.
Using the whole chicken,
..now THAT's kinky!
by aplmac on Tue Nov 28, 06 4:39am [+]

Voted : So Texas isn't the only place they do that, huh?
LOL

And for when the MRS. is out of the pen
by socal_sweetie on Tue Jun 05, 07 11:00am [+]






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