prediction : sports : REASONS THERE ARE NO AFRICAN AMERICAN DRIVERS IN NASCAR RACING. [+] ballot by maxxman created Tue Sep 12, 06 Before anybody gets in a twist, this is a "joke" ballot. I make enough ballots about all segments of society to equally distribute the humor. African Americans are represented in all sports including Hockey. Why not NASCAR? The race would never end, cops would keep pulling them over. House arrest ankle bracelet would get in the way of the foot pedals. Engine noise would drown out Hip-Hop/Rap music. Bling Bling necklaces would get tangled in the steering wheel. The Pit crew can't work on the car while holding up pants at the same time. Fat white girl groupies crowd the fence breaking it and spilling out onto the track. Drivers slow down and shoot drive-by style at opposing pit crews. when drivers crash their cars, they bail out and run. They can't wear the helmet sideways. The winning cup isn't pimped out enough. Pistol won't stay under front seat Police cars on track interfere with race No passenger seat for the Ho They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. Have to sit upright while driving Rather Steal Cars Than Race Them Register to submit choices Ballot #101761 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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