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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE (CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LIST)

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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE (CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LIST)


[+] ballot by RunsWithScissors
created Fri Sep 15, 06

Sometimes stays in bed until after 6am
You come upon his stash of colorful socks
He' wearing his big black hat backwards
Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup
In his sock drawer you find pictures of girls without bonnets
When you criticize him he yells "Thou Sucks"
He's caught "churning butter" alone in the bathroom
When he pulls out a numatic drill at the barn raising
When he adds 10 more horses to the buggy.
She comes home wearing a burqa and holding the quran
You find out he or she has a website
Thou smellest of pot
When he 'details' the carriage with lightning bolts
He's reading from the New Revised Standard Ediion
When Jedediah's temple garment is found in the back of Samuel's carriage
He has a driver's license
He starts burning the candle at both ends.
When he trades in his hat and jacket for a hoodie
When he/she is on this site talking on this ballot:)
They have a cellphone.
They can beat you at video games.
Can name off a bunch of anime/manga
Their horse and buggy are loaded with bling bling
Falls in love with a Mennonite
You find a stash of Popular Mechanics magazines hidden in the closet


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COMMENTS:
Voted : When he pulls out a numatic drill at the barn raising
LOL

Thou Black and Decker is from the depths of Hell!
by Grumpy_Person on Sat Sep 16, 06 12:36am [+]

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