FUNNY COUNTRY MUSIC SONG TITLES

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FUNNY COUNTRY MUSIC SONG TITLES


[+] ballot by RunsWithScissors
created Sat Sep 16, 06

Apparently, these Country music song titles are for real. (I wouldn't know - don't listen to it)
These titles come from a site called "Country Song Titles."
Which one do you think is funniest or fits your life best?

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo!
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life.
Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
She Got the Coal Mine and I Got the Shaft
Bubba shot the jukebox the other night - Said it played a sad song he didn't like
I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy
If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
family funeal fight
(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song?
They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.


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COMMENTS:
"Bubba Shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song that made him cry" Mark Chestnutt
by mjcasaint3 on Tue Jan 23, 07 7:06am [+]

I Wish You Could Have Turned My Head and Left My Heart Alone-The Oak Ridge Boys

I'm My Own Grandpa-Lonzo and Oscar

You Never Even Called Me By My Name
by mjcasaint3 on Tue Aug 28, 07 9:55am [+]






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