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50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER?

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50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER?


[+] ballot by RunsWithScissors
created Sun Sep 17, 06

I'm sure that everyone has heard the Paul Simon song "50 ways to leave your lover"
So which way is the best way to leave a lover?

Hop on the bus Gus
Make a new plan Stan
wanting more
Throw her in the lake, Jake
Start dating Will, Bill
Tell her she looks like a Pug, Doug
Wonder off in the eve, Steve
Leave her in the hall, Paul
Make a move on the cabbie, Abby
Get caught sucking some dude's crank, Hank
Tell her that you're gay, Ray
Start banging her sister, mister
f**k her in the rump, chump
Slip out the back, Jack
Just drop off the key, Lee
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Punch her in the face, Ace
Tell her you've got to get, Brett


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COMMENTS:
If you add to this list, make sure your line rhymes.
by RunsWithScissors on Sun Sep 17, 06 7:15pm [+]

Voted : Tell them to fuck off!!
Simple :) Easiest way EVER! ;)
by socal_sweetie on Thu Aug 09, 07 8:15pm [+]

Oh i didn't know i was supposed to make it rhyme at first, lol
by socal_sweetie on Tue Aug 21, 07 8:25am [+]

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