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SIGNS THAT YOU'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT

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SIGNS THAT YOU'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT


[+] ballot by RunsWithScissors
created Sun Sep 17, 06

Top signs that you're too old to Trick-or-Treat...
Which one of these will describe you?

Instant coffee takes too long to make
You have to have another kid chew the candy for you
You ask for high fiber candy only.
People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders
You get winded from knocking on the door
You LIKE it when people give you an apple - good fiber source.
No one "gets" your Million Dollar Man" costume.


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Voted : By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders
Sorry about that first choice. It was an Oops.
by RunsWithScissors on Sun Sep 17, 06 9:52pm [+]

Voted : You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker
LOL
by Grumpy_Person on Sun Sep 17, 06 11:35pm [+]

Voted : When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
Eh? Whaddy call this here thingy I'm sittin' in front of? Where's muh Gerry-tol?
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Sep 18, 06 8:30am [+]

Voted : You have to have another kid chew the candy for you
Yeah, I'm gonna be 16 in a few days but I still trick-or-treat. I can tell I'm too old though because I don't even want the candy anymore. I just like going door to door.
by piggie8 on Wed Jul 09, 08 11:26pm [+]






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