worst : culture : THE BENEFITS OF GROWING OLDER [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Tue Sep 19, 06 - Wed Sep 19, 07 What do you see as a benefit to getting older? People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off You get into a heated argument about pension plans You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. No one expects you to run into a burning building Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either There's nothing left to learn the hard way You don't have to make any effort to goto the bathroom other than getting there. Watching the kids eat your ex-lax cookies and running for the toilet. AHH! Good times. Eating soft food all the time. No need to chew. Register to submit choices Ballot #102153 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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