worst : technology : TOP TEN SIGNS THE GOVERNMENT IS SPYING ON YOU [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors created Tue Sep 19, 06 Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping Your houseplant occasionally sneezes Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record" Local news only reporting things that happen in your living room Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico" You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house You suddenly discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass Your potted plant has crepe soled shoes A white moving van is parked outside your house with a Rabbi in the driver's seat Sometimes, your favorite TV show watches you back Random household objects seem to reposition themselves to face you The dog suddenly starts behaving and barking in morse code Register to submit choices Ballot #102199 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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