THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR SURGEON [+] ballot by Applerod ACTIVE Sat Sep 23, 06 - Wed Jun 17, 09 Wait a minute, did you say left hemisphere or right hemisphere? I need ice tongs, stat! What do you mean we're out of morphine?? To nurse: "What do you mean you're breaking up with me?!" Ugh... so hungover Oh please, it's sterile enough already! *Snickering How many times have I told you you can't bring your pet ferret in here??? You said we were doing a sex change! Great. Kramer, get out of the operating room.. I need a bit of the hair of the dog for these shakes... I want to go first...no sloppy seconds for me! This is my first transplant operation. Thanks for the opportunity! The operation was a success. The patient died. We didn't get all of it... I've made the incision and I'll just remove the foreskin here and...oh wait, a hernia operation? *whispering* She's almost under..get the condoms Crap I dropped it right there. If it looks clean its fine Heres how to do it at home. Make a cut here, pull out your intestine Humming, "The knee bone's connected to the..." We're going back in ... it was a ROLEX! Hurry up; I'm going to be late for my movie!! Wow, I've never seen anything like THAT before! Ballot #102377 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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