worst : culture : YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD LAWYER WHEN ... [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Mon Sep 25, 06 - Tue Sep 25, 07 Finish this sentence: You know you have a bad Lawyer when ... You met him in prison During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose He tells you that he's never told a lie He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger." A prison guard is shaving your head he tells you that he passed the bar between Fifteenth and Main Streets You decide not to run him over in your car because he is riding your bicycle. He's jus got you 10 years for jay walking Register to submit choices Ballot #102492 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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