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COMMENTS:
Voted : George W. Bush
nice food @ white house I hear. I wouldn't want to get typhoid from the cave.
then I can pretend to be bulimic and projectile vomit at GWB.
by LCD on Mon Oct 02, 06 5:37pm
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The conversation could quite possibly ahve went thus;
Ossama;
'I was not involved in the 11 September attacks in the United States George as you know.
As a Muslim, I try my best to avoid telling a lie. I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the killing of innocent women, children and other humans as an appreciable act.
Islam strictly forbids causing harm to innocent women, children and other people. Such a practice is forbidden even in the course of a battle.
You know full well George that
there are intelligence agencies in the U.S., which require billions of dollars worth of funds from the Congress and the government every year.
This was not a big problem till the disintegration of the former Soviet Union but after that the budget of these agencies has been in danger.
They needed an enemy.
So, they first started propaganda against me and the Taliban and then this incident happened.
You see, the your Administration approved a budget of 40 billion dollars. Where will this huge amount go?
It will be provided to the same agencies, which need huge funds and want to exert their importance.
Now they will spend the money for their expansion and for increasing their importance.
I will give you an example.
Drug smugglers from all over the world are in contact with the U.S. secret agencies.
These agencies do not want to eradicate narcotics cultivation and trafficking because their importance will be diminished.
The people in the U.S. Drug Enforcement Department are encouraging drug trade so that they could show performance and get millions of dollars worth of budget.
General Noriega was made a drug baron by the CIA and, in need, he was made a scapegoat.
Same with me, you trained me and left me wanting for nothing in my campaign against the USSR, but now in your treacherous expediency I too am made a scapegoat. So what is this 9/11 - we didn't even know it was the emergency no. of America - why would we?
Is it not that there exists a government called PNAC within the government in the United States?
That secret government must be asked as to who carried out the attacks.'
George;
I know Ossama, but we needed a patsy to draw attention away from those facts and you fitted the bill perfectly' (END)
Slight tweaking by yours truly of a statement issued by Ossama in the days after the domestic false flag terrorist attacks to facilitate an interminable American oil profiteering war in the middle east dubyad the so called 'War on Terror' - but should really have been called the 'War by Terror'.
Voted : Usama bin Laden
"Yo, Osama, dawg- whut tha f*ck up wit dat Whitney bizz? An' whyfo' you be all hatin' on us Americans like?"
If you're wondering why I'm using this particular Ebonics dialect, it's because I want him to feel right at home.
^LOL! A nice home-boy welcome.
The one who doesn't eat with his feet.
The one that has a diet that does not soley consist of bananas, which he eats with his feet.
Voted : Usama bin Laden
Bush ain't worth no goddamn $50 million.
I'm rich, bitch!
Sorry, bud ... you can't make me choose between these evils. I wouldn't be able to eat in the company of either.
Voted : George W. Bush
Without question.
Is this your dining room? You got nice drapes.
What? This poll has been on for almost two years and nobody's mentioned pretzels?
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