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THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY KIDS


[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Sat Oct 07, 06 - Sun Oct 07, 07

Which of these examples have you found to be the most true?

A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence
Super glue is forever
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water
You probably do not want to know what that odor is
Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving
setting a very loud alarm clock at the opposite end of the bedroom is still no guarantee your kid wi
NEVER to leave MSN logged in when you leave the PC!!!
*Always* check for gum before bedtime!
crayons were not meant to be washed
No means YES!
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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
by RunsWithScissors on Sat Oct 07, 06 10:12pm [+]

Voted : You probably do not want to know what that odor is
Been there, done that!
by RunsWithScissors on Sat Oct 07, 06 10:17pm [+]

One kid heard of jellyfish and wanted to know if there were peanut butter fish.
by skylab on Sat Oct 07, 06 10:42pm [+]

Voted : When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late
I always was plugging the toilet up as a kid. Did ya know you can get shorts and apples down a toilet if you flush enough?
by fivenotes on Sat Oct 07, 06 11:16pm [+]

... no guarantee your kid will get up on time for school
by lightreaper on Sun Oct 08, 06 1:18pm [+]

I don't have kids, but I do have two nephews and a niece, which s the next best thing.
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Oct 08, 06 6:19pm [+]

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