culture : TOP REASONS FOR BEING FIRED FROM TOYS 'R' US? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Wed Oct 18, 06 - Mon Jul 13, 09 Which of the choices below would be the BEST reason for being fired from Toys 'R' Us? Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten HIring Mark Foley as a greeter You get caught making Barbie *fully anatomically correct*... Me? - for trying to have sex with Barbie (Ken from Dublin) Register to submit choices Ballot #103573 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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