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HAVE THE STINGRAYS DECLARED WAR?


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ACTIVE Thu Oct 19, 06 - Fri Oct 19, 07

LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. - An 81-year-old man was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stung him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest similar to the accident that killed "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin.

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"It was a freak accident," said Lighthouse Point acting fire Chief David Donzella. "It's very odd that the thing jumped out of the water and stung him. We still can't believe it."

Fatal stingray attacks like the one that killed Irwin last month at the Great Barrier Reef are rare, marine experts say. Rays reflexively deploy a sharp spine in their tails when frightened, but the venom coating the barb usually causes just a painful sting for humans.

James Bertakis of Lighthouse Point was on the water with his granddaughter and a friend Wednesday when a stingray flopped onto the boat and stung Bertakis. The women steered the boat to shore and called 911.

Doctors were able to remove the barb during surgeries Wednesday and Thursday by eventually pulling it through his heart and closing the wound, said Dr. Eugene Costantini at Broward General Medical Center.

He said Bertakis' case was different from Irwin's because the barb stayed in Bertakis' heart and was not pulled out. Videotape of Irwin's last moments shows him pulling the barb from his chest.

Bertakis was apparently trying to remove the three-foot-wide spotted eagle ray from the boat when he was stung, police Cmdr. Mike Oh said.

Ellen Pikitch, a professor of marine biology and fisheries at the University of Miami, who has been studying stingrays for decades, said they are generally docile.

"Something like this is really, really extraordinarily rare," she said. "Even when they are under duress, they don't usually attack."
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So, now you have the story. Have the stingrays declared war on humanity? Has the great stingrayish revolution begun? Are we all doomed?

Yes, the stingray war has begun
No, you're stupid
Yes, they are controlling the world's media and banking institutions as we speak!
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Please donot hurt a sting ray.
by Black_Lava on Thu Oct 19, 06 7:33pm [+]

^Yeah
by skylab on Thu Oct 19, 06 8:33pm [+]

Voted : No, you're stupid
it's been going on for six thousand years. Why do you think mankind looks to the stars, rather than the seas? One toe into the wrong body of sea water, and it's *game over*, man!
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Oct 19, 06 8:47pm [+]

Seems like a freakish accident seeing how it jumped into the boat and then stung him. But it's happened before. Though it is pretty coincidental considering he got stung in the chest like Irwin did.

That's about the only reason this is even getting coverage too, because it happened to someone famous not too long ago.
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Oct 19, 06 10:32pm [+]

Voted : Yes, the stingray war has begun
Yay! Go Stingrays.. Go Stingrays..
by Jyl on Thu Oct 19, 06 10:41pm [+]

Voted : Yes, the stingray war has begun
Whoops. Apologies, as this is a joke ballot...

Yes, the stingray war has begun! In time all seafarers and swimmers will kneel to the wrath of the great stingray! Soon the world will be theirs! And it will be a world free of fishermen, beachgoers, and marine biologists! A world that will be controlled by the elite stingrays that once inhabited the moons of Jupiter and now seek to control all aspects of our very lives.
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Oct 19, 06 10:43pm [+]

I've been asked to relay this message ...

"All you beaches are belong to us!"
by Cathexis on Fri Oct 20, 06 10:42am [+]

Unless they grow legs and come to my local boozer I'm quite safe.
by IC on Fri Oct 20, 06 10:04pm [+]

Voted : Yes, they are controlling the world's media and banking institutions as we speak!
Lookin' like it!!
by Freon on Sat Oct 21, 06 2:42am [+]

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