THINGS I MUST REMEMBER TO BE A GOOD DOG? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Wed Oct 25, 06 - Mon Jul 20, 09 Let me give you a list of things that I must remember in order to be a good dog... The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' to play with I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just cuz I like the way they smell The Litter Box is not a cookie jar The sofa is not a 'face towel' The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying hello I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt I will not run away and try to dry myself on my persons bed after a bath. Electric cords are not chew toys. I don't wear shoes, therefore I have no reason to collect them Register to submit choices Ballot #104079 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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