culture : YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT LOVER WHEN... [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Thu Oct 26, 06 - Tue Jul 21, 09 If you're a cat lover then you can probably relate to some of these choices. You know you're a cat lover when ... You don't admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have Your friends know which chair not to sit in You have deep tissue scars from the giving your cat a bath Your cat decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree You sit on the floor if the cat got in the chair first You give your cat your last name You let your cat sleep on your hair You have little songs that you sing to your cat You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on you have more than 1 cat condos in your house. You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every cat in the neighborhood Your cat runs away, and you start putting up reward posters with $1000 reward on them You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner you brush your cat's hair more times than you brush your own You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the cats are all medically up No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your cat(s) Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats." You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair you throw birthday parties for your cats, neighborhood dogs are not invited! You decorate your christmas tree with dangly cat toys You have 32 different names for your cat. Most make no sense, but the cat understands them all buy yourself generic foods, but buy premium cat food because that's all they would eat Your cats eat only the most nutritionally sound food, while your favorite meal is mac'n cheese Your trunk has an emergency food kit for any strays you might come across You believe there is no such thing as a naughty cat You haven't got dead cats in your dustbin .. shh You have scratch marks on your arms because the cat latched on & wouldn't let go We got rid of the kids ... The cat was allergic You have an empty stand in front of a window just for the cat to sit on You make a "cat" ballot on B&W Your cats get Christmas presents. And they're wrapped up too. You have sex with it The cat gets better fed than wife/husband does Every other cat in the street comes to visit You sit in the floor and let the cat have the chair Register to submit choices Ballot #104179 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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