culture : YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN ... [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Fri Nov 03, 06 - Wed Jul 29, 09 You know it's hot in Texas when ... You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window Hot water now comes out of both taps You actually burn your hand opening the car door You realize that asphalt has a liquid state The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work the giant bugs don't even come out in the daytime Even the cows are wearing tank tops and sandals A neocon will visit a recruiting office for the air conditioning Register to submit choices Ballot #104617 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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