ARE YOU A CLOSET CANADIAN?

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ARE YOU A CLOSET CANADIAN?


[+] ballot by um__yeah
created Sun Nov 05, 06

1) Do you like to shoot people? Circle one: yes / no

2) Have you recently shot someone? Circle one: yes / no

3) Do you like to smoke pot? Circle one: yes / no / only for medicinal reasons / only with Donald Rumsfeld

4) Are you covered in vast quantities of coarse, black fur? Circle one: yes / no

5) Do you like to wear white sneakers (Canadians call these "running shoes") with jeans? Circle one: yes / no

6) Do you generally find being alive to be just fine? Circle one: yes / no

7) Are you gay, or, alternatively, do you suspect that the institution of marriage should be open to all couples who are committed to living together and/or raising children in a loving environment? Circle one: yes / no

8) Are your political views either too complicated to be expressed in two-word bumper stickers, or, alternatively, do you find that you just don't much care about your neighbors' views on guns / the unborn / or which deity is their copilot? Circle one: yes / no

9) Are you bored to death of razor-thin margins between radical ideologues in every aspect of public life? Circle one: yes / no

10) Does the idea of pluralism appeal to you? Not just in the sense that I - want - to - be - surrounded - by - lots - of - diverse - and - fascinating - people - who - all - worship - my - Lord, but rather, in the sense, that a country is a richer place for competing values, religions and cultures? Circle one: yes / no

How did you score?

1 - 3 not a homo loving Canadian
4 - 6 I share some of their egalitarian views
7 - 10 OR I think I might just be

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COMMENTS:
Voted : 7 - 10 OR I think I might just be
I might just be.
by himself809 on Sun Nov 05, 06 8:36pm [+]

5
by nuckinfutz on Sun Nov 05, 06 9:16pm [+]

Proud liberty loving gun-owning tree felling, bilingual, mmose-eating Canadian!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Nov 06, 06 4:24am [+]

I am openly Canadian!
by Mithrandir on Mon Nov 06, 06 7:13am [+]

Voted : 7 - 10 OR I think I might just be
All except for the shooting people...
by mojo on Mon Nov 06, 06 7:53am [+]

"It's prounced ZED, not ZEEE!!!"
by aya on Mon Nov 06, 06 8:03am [+]

Voted : 1 - 3 not a homo loving Canadian
Does that mean I can't settle there, should this election go south?
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Nov 06, 06 12:15pm [+]

Lol...oops, guess those first two choices are a little out of place. They should've been in the minus category. If you got ten you're a psycho!
by um__yeah on Mon Nov 06, 06 3:30pm [+]

Voted : 7 - 10 OR I think I might just be

Well, I do find Canadian women attractive...
by Psycho_Frighead on Tue Sep 18, 07 9:54pm [+]

...and according to ALL THREE of them, it IS prounounced Zed, not Zee, so that's good enough for me...
by Psycho_Frighead on Tue Sep 18, 07 9:55pm [+]

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