political : ARE YOU A CLOSET CANADIAN? [+] ballot by um__yeah created Sun Nov 05, 06 1) Do you like to shoot people? Circle one: yes / no 2) Have you recently shot someone? Circle one: yes / no 3) Do you like to smoke pot? Circle one: yes / no / only for medicinal reasons / only with Donald Rumsfeld 4) Are you covered in vast quantities of coarse, black fur? Circle one: yes / no 5) Do you like to wear white sneakers (Canadians call these "running shoes") with jeans? Circle one: yes / no 6) Do you generally find being alive to be just fine? Circle one: yes / no 7) Are you gay, or, alternatively, do you suspect that the institution of marriage should be open to all couples who are committed to living together and/or raising children in a loving environment? Circle one: yes / no 8) Are your political views either too complicated to be expressed in two-word bumper stickers, or, alternatively, do you find that you just don't much care about your neighbors' views on guns / the unborn / or which deity is their copilot? Circle one: yes / no 9) Are you bored to death of razor-thin margins between radical ideologues in every aspect of public life? Circle one: yes / no 10) Does the idea of pluralism appeal to you? Not just in the sense that I - want - to - be - surrounded - by - lots - of - diverse - and - fascinating - people - who - all - worship - my - Lord, but rather, in the sense, that a country is a richer place for competing values, religions and cultures? Circle one: yes / no How did you score? 1 - 3 not a homo loving Canadian 4 - 6 I share some of their egalitarian views 7 - 10 OR I think I might just be Ballot #104743 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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